I'm a Civil Servant in the Demon Suppression Bureau

Tu Shan Guoguo is a rock spirit born in a remote mountain village. He may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's incredibly strong. The villagers all say he should take the civil service exam for the Demon-Suppression Bureau and get a government job. Even if his academic scores aren't good enough, his performance in the arts exam will leave all the demons stunned and earn him first place. Examiner: What kind of creature are you? Tu Shan Guoguo: A rock. Examiner: ...Are your parents rocks too? Tu Shan Guoguo: No. I was picked up from a crack in a rock. Examiner: ...What's your performance? Tu Shan Guoguo: Breaking rocks. The examiner laughed. "Ha ha! This kid who popped out of a crack in a rock can only break rocks." Tu Shan Guoguo brought his palm down, and the entire building collapsed. The examiner stopped laughing. (Occasional updates to old chapters are only for fixing errors. The story won't change~) ...New book coming soon... "I'm a Relic Restorer at the Museum" Mo Jinxian was born into a family of feng shui practitioners. Ever since a coffin lid hit him on the head, he's been able to see all kinds of strange things. Beside a purple clay teapot treasured for over three hundred years, there's always a man picking at his toes. He politely asks, "I can't get the tea stains out from under my nails. Could you help me?" On bamboo slips from over two thousand years ago, recently moved to a different storeroom, crouches a bashful young woman. She asks him, "That handsome guy who knows everything about ancient affairs and same-sex relationships, which storeroom did they move him to?" Worst of all, ancient jade artifacts coated in thick layers of patina always appear with greasy, smelly hair, gazing up at him pleadingly. "Hey, you with the third eye, could you rub me a little? My head itches!" Mo Jinxian sighed. Wouldn't it have been better to sell bagua mirrors at home? Why did he have to get into the museum? ...Please check out my ongoing BL novel! If you like BL, give it a look. If not, feel free to skip it. Love you~... "Forced to Work to Chase My Idol" Chen Song had been secretly in love with Xie Ling for six years... Over those six years, Chen Song had also worked hard to become a moderately popular streamer of traditional Chinese music. His favorite thing to do after work was sing and chat on his livestream! He never imagined that one day he would run into the musician he'd secretly loved for years, let alone have the man take an interest in him and offer him a chance to collaborate. A top agent from a certain company: "Chen Song, let me be your agent. I guarantee I'll make you a huge star!" Chen Song shook his head firmly. "No, I don't want to be famous." Xie Ling: "I have plenty of connections." Chen Song hesitated... Xie Ling: "I'll write songs for you myself." Chen Song couldn't hesitate anymore! Xie Ling had once been in a passionate relationship and had also gone through the most painful breakup of his life. He had grown from a hot-blooded, outspoken young man into a leader capable of steering a record company with confidence. He thought he would never recapture that youthful spirit, until he met Chen Song. But some people said Chen Song looked a lot like the one who got away. How did they look alike? Those people must never have experienced the harsh realities of society! A sweet-voiced, beautiful, shy bottom × a handsome, quiet, steady, gentle top A story about a traditional Chinese music singer and the CEO of a music company (P.S. He's also a songwriter)! Theme: Keep growing through your work