[Football] The Bottle Opener's Tragic Love Story

[足球]开瓶器的爱情惨案

by Pinch-Pinch Little Meatball (掐掐小肉馅儿)

Status: Completed
Length: 321k Words
Genre: Romance
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 2mo ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

The whole book is complete! If you've been waiting for the chapters to pile up, you can start reading now~!

The next book will be about Redondo. You can add it to your favorites now!

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My dad is the leader of a death metal band who won't even eat animal organs, and an obscure third-division German footballer.

My boyfriend is a footballer and a comedian.

Would you drink blood?

I love blood sausage!

Would you eat animal organs, then?

Aren't German sausages all made from pig intestines?!

All right, we're friends now.

No way, I want us to be boyfriend and girlfriend!

At Bayern, you can even sing death metal at the victory party (not really).

Reader's guide:

1. The career storyline will be changed. Since it's fanfiction, of course it'll be fun!

2. The real-life romance storyline won't be covered. Think of it as a parallel universe~

3. The heroine is a bit nuts, but Erwa is very sweet!!!

Theme: Keep smiling and be happy every day

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1.7kFavorites

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900Nutrient gifts

1.8kClicks per chapter

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