The Furious Underachiever's Online Face-Slapping

Hotheaded struggling student bottom x gentle top student top

Ever since his roommate became an upperclassman at his school, Ben Xiao hasn't been able to sleep in a single morning.

He'd wanted to teach his upperclassman a lesson with his fists: the world is full of bad people, so don't just move in with anyone.

But he really didn't want to earn the reputation of beating up the top student and campus heartthrob, so he put up with him again and again. Some people, though, just don't know when to quit.

One morning, when he was home sick, the familiar knocking sounded at the door right on time. Ben Xiao had finally had enough. He didn't even put on his shoes before opening the door and throwing a hard punch.

Who could have guessed that Jing Shuchi would catch his fist with perfect precision? He held up a bowl of Ben Xiao's favorite century egg and pork congee, smiled, and asked, "Want some? I made it."

"...No! Get lost!"

At noon

Jing Shuchi: "Fish soup rice noodles, want some?"

Ben Xiao rubbed his stomach and gritted out, "Put the food down and get lost!"

At night

Someone knocked on the door again.

Ben Xiao yelled, "Idiot! The door's open!"

Roommate Agreement

1. Don't just walk into your roommate's room.

2. Don't touch your roommate's stuff.

3. Don't bring friends home without asking.

4. To be decided

One year later

4. Don't kiss your roommate on the face!

5. Don't put your arm around your roommate's waist!

6. Don't touch your roommate's hair!

Jing Shuchi wrapped his arms around Ben Xiao's waist from behind, kissed his cheek, and ruffled his hair. He chuckled softly in his ear, "Still adding rules? Are you ever going to finish?" Then he gently brushed Ben Xiao's earlobe.

Red-faced, Ben Xiao added two more rules.

7. Don't touch your roommate's ears.

P.S. Don't fall for your roommate!

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