My name is Kujo Kiyono, I'm 27 years old, and I study at Florida State University. On weekends and holidays, I work part-time in the paranormal research department of the SPW Foundation. I go to bed at 11 and get up at 7 every day. Even my doctor says I lead a very healthy life.
But even if my older brother is in charge of the paranormal department, that doesn't mean I can spend my days slacking off and drawing a salary for doing nothing.
--Florida man attacks a neighbor who's allergic to nuts with peanut butter, after getting his hands dirty.
--Florida man smashes a stolen TV while falling off an electric scooter as he flees the scene of a burglary.
--Florida man threatens his family with band lyrics. The standoff finally ends when the SWAT team offers to buy him pizza.
You don't care how hard the SPW Foundation works to clean up after Stand users' battles. You just want to laugh at Florida!
TIPS:
1. The main character narrates in first person.
2. A slice-of-life story about Stand users, inspired by all kinds of Florida jokes.
3. See my previous work, I Died, and Then I Came Back, in my profile.
4. Characters from Parts 3 and 6 all survive. This story takes place after the end of Part 6.
5. Pairing: Hol Horse.
Theme: Exploring biodiversity
