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Don't Come Near Me [Esports]
你不要过来啊[电竞]
by Sang Yu (桑予)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 196k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 5y ago
- English
- Request a translation
Synopsis
[Next up: I'll start either Romance Never Dies or The Galaxy of the Human World. Please take a look when you have time!]
A sweet little story, a sweet little story. If it's not sweet, you can hit me! (Seriously.)
Mi Xia made a name for herself on a livestreaming platform thanks to her gaming skills and her ability to trick people online.
One day, she met a "girl" who was sweet from head to toe and followed her around showering her with compliments.
This "girl" loved to say:
"Big brother, you're amazing!"
"Can someone really be this good at the game?"
"Thanks for helping me win, big brother!"
Mi Xia was thoroughly pleased.
That is, until she hosted an esports show and played a friendly match against Zhou Zhi, the captain of Team Virus.
With a buzz cut and a stern expression, Zhou Zhi typed in the game: "Big brother, go easy on me."
For the first time in her life, Mi Xia swore in front of a camera: "You son of a..."
Later, someone on the show asked Mi Xia what she thought of Zhou Zhi.
Remembering the way he'd called her "big brother" in the game, she frowned. "He's handsome, but it's a shame he's such a sissy."
The moment those words were out, the whole internet erupted. Everyone waited to see how the person she'd called a "sissy" would fire back.
But before long, Zhou Zhi posted on Weibo.
Zhou Zhi LMX: A sissy? Who used to call me "so handsome, big brother"? @Mi Xia
Before his identity was revealed:
Mi Xia thought Zhou Zhi was a girl: "Sweetie, big brother will take you on a tour of the King's Canyon."
After his identity was revealed:
Mi Xia realized he was her ex-boyfriend: "Don't come any closer!!!"
A rebellious, macho pro esports player x a no-nonsense female streamer
[Reading Guide]
1. They get back together after a breakup. They are each other's first love, and she's three years older than him.
2. Also known as I Thought I Was Tricking You Online, But It Turns Out I Was the One Being Tricked and Steel-Steel Straight Guy, Online Catfish.
3. The game won't feature too much. It's mainly here so the leads can fall in love.
---The Galaxy of the Human World---
A rookie author is stubbornly trying her hand at a campus story. Please add it to your wish list QwQ
1.
Shen Wen visited a tourist attraction and got hit on the head by a silk ball.
Amid the crowd's cheers, he was pushed onto the stage and performed three bows with Ruan Yu, who was dressed as a bride.
When the veil was lifted, he saw a gentle girl from the water country, her face flushed and her eyes brimming with warmth.
His friends teased him. Shen Wen's face stayed blank. "That girl is too quiet. No fun."
Who could have guessed that later that night, after he'd thoroughly thrashed a kid in a game, the kid would drag Ruan Yu over to get revenge?
"He's the one who bullied me!" the kid wailed.
That "gentle" Ruan Yu had a lollipop in her mouth. She narrowed her eyes and looked over.
Shen Wen recognized her. "You're..."
Ruan Yu sneered. "I'm your dad."
Shen Wen: Wow, so domineering. I love it. I'm in love.
2.
Ruan Yu transferred to a new school in the second semester of her first year of high school.
The girl seemed sweet and well-behaved, and she loved studying. Even during lunch break, she kept her head down and worked on her homework.
The fan overhead whirred.
She was puzzling over an algebra problem when someone suddenly poked her right shoulder.
Confused, she turned around and met a pair of clear, dark eyes.
Shen Wen leaned closer, a carefree smile on his face, and asked, "Do you remember me?"
The wind stirred the curtains. Ruan Yu twirled her pen and shook her head.
"Oh..." The boy leaned back in his chair, curling his lips into a lazy smile as he teased her. "I'm the husband you hit with that ball."
A kind, radiant little ray of sunshine x a handsome goofball who's shamelessly flirtatious but won't let her touch him
[Everyday pursuit and sweet-talking to win her back]
---Romance Never Dies---
Nan Jiao thought she had an emotional disorder. Deep inside, she was forever like a frozen lake.
When other people were worked up with passion or silent with grief, she felt nothing at all.
She had tried dating different men for excitement, but in the end realized she only liked their bodies. She couldn't understand why those men insisted on chatting with her and trying to get her to love them.
So, on the day they broke up, countless boyfriends cursed her for being heartless and said she should get together with a jerk, stay together forever, and stop causing trouble for the rest of society.
Nan Jiao blinked and understood: she really was better suited to dating jerks, so neither side would fall for the other.
Later, Nan Jiao traveled alone to a small country in Southeast Asia to find inspiration.
But on her very first day there, an elephant wading across a river sprayed her in the face.
The man riding the offending elephant wore a colorful shirt. He held freshly picked flowers in one hand, tropical sunlight scattering golden flecks through his hair.
Backlit, he paused for a moment, then leaned down and held the flowers out to her from a distance.
"Sorry, these are for you. I hope the rest of your day is just as lovely."
He spoke perfect Mandarin, his voice lazy yet gentle. A breeze carrying the scent of soap seemed to tickle Nan Jiao's ear.
That was the first time Nan Jiao met Huo Chi.
They met again at a scenic lookout.
Huo Chi stood beside a helicopter that had kicked up a sky full of dust. Tall and handsome, he was dazzling from head to toe.
He was a blazing fire unlike anything Nan Jiao had ever felt.
Later, she watched the sunset with Huo Chi from a helicopter, went paragliding in a valley, and ran after the wind. She and the townspeople tossed flower petals into an intermittently active volcano, then watched it erupt as petals filled the air.
Amid the revelry, Nan Jiao crossed the line first and tilted her head up to kiss the corner of Huo Chi's lips. "Want to date me?"
Huo Chi raised the corner of his eye, smiling as he wrapped an arm around her waist. "Have you fallen for me?"
"Mm."
"But weren't we supposed to keep feelings out of it?"
Nan Jiao smiled, her eyes curving as her fingertip brushed his earlobe. "Don't pretend, big brother. Your ears are red."
The story of a real player and a fake playboy.
Dancer x pilot
The male lead is a schemer.
The female lead is not a virgin. The female lead is not a virgin. The female lead is not a virgin. Important things are said three times.
[Synopsis screenshotted on 5/26]
Theme: Live a positive, sunny life and work hard to make the most of your own
Tags
- ThemeLove
- POVFemale Lead
- Age13+
- JJWXCSigned
- AccessPaid (VIP)
- Bickering Lovers
- Destined Pairing
- Esports
- Lighthearted
- Sweet Story
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That's it? You're really not good enough!
Holy crap, it's over already????
I want to know what that xx is.
Wow, so when was this post started? Why are there comments from a year ago? That's quite a big time difference.
Honestly, the female lead keeps saying she doesn't want to reconcile, but she always says or does things in public that are misunderstood, making people feel like she's playing hard to get, which is really frustrating ╯╰
Maybe I didn't look carefully? If I carry Xia Xia, won't she just throw up?
Ugh, the rain has been so heavy these past few days, my flowers are almost dead from the water.
Ahhh, I finished reading it!!! It was so sweet!!! Will there be any extra chapters?! I want to read extra chapters so badly!!!
…After reading this chapter, I really want to curse the male lead!
Hey, is Dad also part of Zhu's Army? Let's exchange the secret code! (Brother is taking shelter from the rain)