Bai Xingzhuo has done two of the craziest things:
One has a flash marriage with Ye Yinhe;
Erhe Ye Xinghe escaped.
After leaving Ye Yinhe, Bai Xingzhuo, who suffered from low self-esteem every day, completely let himself go and finally swelled up.
The two met by chance again. Looking at Bai Xingzhuo day and night, Ye Yinhe asked: Huh? Have you gained weight?
Bai Xingzhuo jumped to his feet and yelled angrily: ... You are the only one who is fat, your whole family is fat! ! !
The reason why he jumped was because he had hit a painful spot: for some reason, he gradually became particularly edible, and his slender body swelled up as if he had blown air.
He thought he was terminally ill, so he acted like a tiger: confess to his ex-husband, angrily anger him, dump his ex-husband, and punish his ex-husband.
Until one day, a mushroom grew in a flowerpot on his balcony, and he was about to pick it off.
Little Mushroom suddenly said: Daddy, I am Zaizai.
? ? ? So the dull Bai Xingzhuo finally discovered that he was actually a mushroom! ! !
Ex-husband Ye Yinhe came to settle accounts and took away two mushrooms, big and small, in a bowl.
Demining: Mushrooms reproduce without mouths, so maybe they shouldn't be considered childbearing?
Idea: How to fall in love if you have low self-esteem and slowness? Let's talk!