After transmigrating, Li An became the short-lived eldest daughter of a cultivation family. Suffering from a strange illness, she would not live past nineteen. Her father loved her dearly, so he kidnapped an exceptional living medicine vessel with superb spiritual energy to bring her good luck and extend her life.
On their wedding night.
Li An said with a straight face, “Don’t worry. I absolutely won’t touch you.”
Then the wedding wine went straight to her head.
The next morning, Li An jolted awake to find the medicine vessel beside her, his face dark and his bloodshot eyes fixed on her.
Li An: I’m done for. I think he’s going to kill me to silence me.
Trembling, she tucked the blanket around him. “Um, what if I told you it was all an accident? Would you believe me?”
*
In the twilight years of cultivation, the Heavenly Dao prophesied that a Demon God would be born. But at the time, the Demon God had yet to receive his divine title. Gravely injured, he hid himself within an immortal sect and was forced to “marry” a woman to bring good fortune.
After one night, Huan Yin lay in bed, his expression murderous. “Once my wounds heal, you’ll be dead.”
Li An felt guilty. “Sure, sure. Do you want to drink your medicine first?”
Huan Yin knocked the medicine bowl away and glared coldly at Li An. The woman stared blankly for a moment, then suddenly shouted, “You have to spoil the cultivation partner you married, even if you have to do it on your knees! Someone bring my darling husband another hundred bowls to smash!”
Huan Yin: ???
*
Later.
Li An finally discovered who he really was. Trembling with fear, she offered him a divorce agreement, only for the fearsome Demon God to corner her against a wall.
Am I about to die?
Li An wailed, her legs too shaky to hold her up. The man tore the agreement to pieces, then gripped her chin with gritted teeth.
“Li An, I’m your darling husband. Don’t even think about abandoning your husband and child.”
Then he kissed her until she couldn’t catch her breath. All she had time to do was feel Huan Yin’s eight-pack abs.
Wait, explain yourself. Where’s the child?!
#Grumpy, volatile, cool beauty X ditzy, goofy, sunny girl
[Highlights]
1. Not orthodox xianxia. A goofy, sweet romance-focused story, one-on-one, happy ending.
2. The blurb has been revised. For details and content warnings, see the author’s note in Chapter One. Be sure to read it. Mwah, mwah.
Screenshot posted on 2020.10.26
[Coming soon: My Master Is Strange]
Count Marcus Macavian was the first master Su Wan served after she transmigrated and was sold.
Rumor had it that the count’s family had fallen on hard times, and he could only afford to live in a filthy, dark rat hole.
When Su Wan first opened the door to Number 13, Haim Street, she discovered the rumors were all true.
The impenetrable curtains, the musty, gloomy parlor, and even the dirt-covered wooden floors made it hard to set foot inside.
The master of the house stood behind the bedroom door, watching her. Dressed all in black, he showed a pair of eyes whose color she couldn’t make out.
Out of professional courtesy, Su Wan lifted her maid’s skirt and smiled nervously at her new master.
The door slammed shut at once.
*
Behind the locked door,
An eerie red light flashed in the windowless bedroom.
Where the girl couldn’t see, her sweet scent drifted through the crack beneath the door. Marcus’s fangs emerged one after another from his lips, and desire burned his throat with savage intensity.
A thin, pale hand snapped the bedroom doorknob off.
The vampire count, who had not tasted human blood in three hundred years, realized something unbelievable.
He had fallen in love at first sight with a meal.
Gloomy, neurotic, cruel-on-the-outside, soft-on-the-inside male lead X female lead who can cook well but never realized she was the food
Theme: Sweep away the gloom and head toward a better life
It's so interesting to be stuck on V. I want to make money but don't update the article. Let's play as a reader here 6-10-1-4 Detailed review
6. Is it over like this? I keep putting it off and never update it. It's rare that I update it. Please tell me that the whole article is finished! It feels like I haven't even finished talking about it. It's a waste of my money. Anyone who wants to read it later should be careful.
No, if you can finish writing, go down. Why are you procrastinating? It's almost done, or just solve V.
Grandma, your collection of novels has finally been updated.
Um, why are the updates discontinued now? There are still few updates. Can an article that costs money be so deceptive? Can't the author explain it?
Thank you to the author for letting me know a new word Kav. I took a look at it. The update intervals of the recent chapters are quite clever.
I was a senior in high school when I watched it, and now I'm a sophomore. . .
Won't the next chapter have to wait until next year?
It's been so long and I thought it wouldn't be updated anymore
I remember, didn't this book offer a refund for JieV?