The CP You Ship Is Doomed

[Complete] #Every hint of sweetness you picked up on is proof that you've got a sister-in-law coming your way# Su Ning, a little-known actress, gets tangled up with two of the hottest men in entertainment. One is Jin Ge, an internationally acclaimed, wildly popular movie star. The two of them had nothing to do with each other, until one day their mothers, who were best friends, arranged a blind date for them. Convinced it was going nowhere, Su Ning deleted the movie star's WeChat that same day. The next day, Jin Ge cornered Su Ning in the backstage dressing room, pinning her between himself and the wall... "Why did you delete me on WeChat?" The other is Lin Yanhan, a hugely popular star with a massive fan base. He's also Su Ning's junior from school. He used to get drunk and call her, crying and begging his big sister to come pick him up. Now he can down several bottles of baijiu without even looking flushed. Then one day, a drunk Lin Yanhan went on a spree and posted on Weibo himself: "I've had a crush on my senior for years, @Su Ning." PS1: No real-life inspiration. I was inspired by my anger at seeing BL ships forced into every otome anime! PS2: It's a pick-your-stock story. Whoever suits her gets to be the male lead! PS3: The CPs are made up by netizens. The two male leads don't know each other and don't even have each other's phone numbers. PS4: The CP is decided: Lin Yanhan x Su Ning. Once they fall in love, they're both hopeless romantics who spoil each other. If that's not your thing, please leave! Completed works: After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Got Four Bosses and The Three Villainous Big Shots' Little Kitty. Coming soon: The Couple Who Can't Stop Saying "Delicious" Blurb: Sharp-tongued, jealous agent x pretty, pampered vase actress with year-round trending-topic privileges. 1. Yu Xi has fair skin, stunning looks, and a spoiled, willful personality. Rumors started as soon as she debuted: the company boss was her sugar daddy. With her endless resources, female extras getting extra screen time, nationwide marketing, press releases touting her beauty above everyone else's, and her knack for ruining major IP adaptations, it seemed to prove the rumor. No one knew the company boss was actually her real father, and a total daughter-doting dad at that. 2. Zhen Jiang is a famous agent in the industry. No matter how bad-tempered his artists are, he always manages to whip them into shape. The first time he met Yu Xi, he couldn't stand the sight of this shallow, pretty vase who was living off her youth. A few months later, Zhen Jiang took off his apron and trapped the little hamster who'd been sneaking food in the kitchen in his arms. "Yu, little one, forget that potbellied boss Xin. I'll quit the business and open a restaurant to support you." Yu Xi stuffed the little morsels she'd stolen into her cheeks. Her big eyes were pitifully endearing, but her words were utterly vulgar: "Uncle Zhen, what are you smoking?" "..." Theme: Fall in love!