On the Birth of a Male God

Cheng Jiashu gets cheated on by his boyfriend and, as a bonus, gets a ridiculous System.

The little green System says, "Want to reach the pinnacle of life? Want to squeeze every last bit of value out of your cheating ex? Want to become everyone's favorite? Bind to the 'Green Marketplace' System and get everything you want."

Cheng Jiashu says, "No. I'm rich and good-looking, so I've already reached the pinnacle of life. I want my cheating ex to get lost. He's worthless. And I don't want to be everyone's favorite!"

The little green System says, "All right, the System has received your binding command!"

Cheng Jiashu: ...

After being bound to this ridiculous System, Cheng Jiashu's life changes completely. He learns all kinds of secrets and uses his "green points" to get a "Super Strength Pill," a "Slim Waist, Long Legs, Fair Skin" buff, and "Goodbye Baldness" potion.

As a rising star in show business, he gets plenty of attention from his seniors.

When he gets attacked online, the seniors post messages of support. When he misses out on a good script, they use their connections to find him another one.

The seniors say, "Don't mention it. Just give us two more bottles of that 'Goodbye Baldness' potion!"

Even the seemingly aloof boss of Xingyu comes over to buddy up with him.

Cheng Jiashu blinks. "Are you worried about going bald too?"

The little green System shrieks, "That scheming guy has his eye on you, Host!"

He's confused. No, the boss has so many green points. He thought the boss had a boyfriend, and that boyfriend seemed to be cheating on him. He'd felt sorry for him for ages!

The little green System facepalms. The boss thinks he's been cheated on by his fans, which is why his green points are so high!

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