Check out my upcoming novel, "After Becoming the Foolish Emperor's Agent, I Became a Star"
(This is purely for entertainment. Please don't come at me with nitpicks.) I revise like crazy, and the complete version is only on Jinjiang, so please support the official release.
Jiang Li is a senior in high school who dozes off in class and guesses her way through exams, embodying the idea of lying flat to perfection. In everyone's eyes, she's an idle rich kid who never studies.
But no one knows that she's the hugely popular Weibo account "Sister Lee, Ji Mingchu's No. 1 Fan." Her superb photography skills are so impressive that even passersby marvel at them. With countless viral photos, she helped top-tier star Ji Mingchu reach the pinnacle of his career. To his fans, "Sister Lee" is practically a goddess.
Then one day, Jiang Li wakes up to discover that she's switched bodies with the top-tier star. What kind of absurd situation is this?
Jiang Li looks at the exquisite face in the mirror and feels his abs. This... actually doesn't seem so bad.
But reality soon gives her a harsh slap in the face.
One day, Ji Mingchu, in her body, quietly comes in second on an exam.
Jiang Li: "???"
What is wrong with you? Can't you give a poor student a chance to live?
On set, she finds a thick script waiting for her and says, utterly speechless, "I have to act too? Then what are you doing?"
The other person yawns lazily from the sidelines. "Watching you act!"
Jiang Li: "..." Please, try acting like a human being.
Great. This lazy fish has been forced to get back to work.
[Daily Life 1]
After a fight with Ji Mingchu, Jiang Li angrily packs her bags and leaves.
The manager sees Ji Mingchu sitting on the sofa, completely unbothered. "Aren't you going after her?"
He says coolly, "She'll come back once she realizes she was wrong."
His inner thoughts: What's there to worry about? We switched bodies. I know where she is.
The next day: Their bodies still haven't switched back... Ji Mingchu remains calm and quietly writes a new song.
The third day: Still no switch. Ji Mingchu looks calm on the outside, but he's starting to panic inside, so he quietly reads a script.
The fourth day: Ji Mingchu loses it! He grabs his bags and storms out.
[Daily Life 2]
One day, a Weibo trend appears: #JiMingchu's New Weibo Name#
Fans: Huh? Ji Mingchu from Sister Lee's account?
Wait, why does that sound familiar? Holy crap, there's gossip!
Fans frantically tag Ji Mingchu: Did someone hack your account, bro? If you've been kidnapped, blink twice.
Weibo crashes for a while.
Fifteen minutes later, Weibo comes back online, and everyone refreshes to find a new post.
Ji Mingchu from Sister Lee's account: No hack, no kidnapping. It's true. @Sister Lee, Ji Mingchu's No. 1 Fan
Weibo crashes again.
Weibo engineer: This job is too hard...
Upcoming novel: "After Becoming the Foolish Emperor's Agent, I Became a Star"
On the first day Fu Shu enters the palace, Emperor Wen Yuan You takes a liking to her, and she remains his favorite for four years. The sad thing is, Yuan You is a foolish emperor who neglects state affairs and cares only for drink and pleasure.
Everyone says the Jiang family harbors treasonous ambitions and uses a bewitching consort to manipulate the emperor in order to seize the throne. But Fu Shu knows that the Jiang family has been loyal for generations. Working with her from within, they have protected the precarious state of Wei year after year. Unfortunately, their emperor is beyond saving.
One night, the drunken emperor climbs alone to a palace tower, then loses his footing and tumbles down the steep steps. Fu Shu happens to pass by and reaches out to save him, but he pulls her down with him. They tumble down the stone stairs together and die.
When Fu Shu wakes up, she has become an agent everyone in the entertainment industry laughs at, because her client has more haters than fans.
Wait! Why does this entertainer look exactly like her foolish emperor?
No acting skills, takes on overlapping projects and makes terrible films, throws his weight around on set, mistreats the staff...
Fu Shu nearly spits blood. What kind of sins did she commit in a past life to be stuck with this useless man twice?
This time, Fu Shu quits on the spot, grabs her bags, and heads for the door. But before she can even step outside, she runs into the man standing there, eyes red. "A Shu, where are you going? I'm all alone here. Don't leave, all right?"
Hmm? The foolish emperor survived too?
Fu Shu's heart softens. She can't forget her father's teachings. Fine, she'll get this Ah Dou back on his feet first. If she's going to leave, she might as well make enough money before she goes.
The more she wants to leave, the harder she works.
She didn't spend four years in the palace for nothing. Whatever the industry, she can handle it with ease. She drags the Yuan-named "disgraced" entertainer onto variety shows and into filming projects, keeping him busy every moment. But just as things finally get on track, the whole situation starts to take a strange turn.
Yuan You walks at Fashion Week.
Fans: Agent, you should walk too! With that kind of presence, sitting on the sidelines is such a waste.
Behind-the-scenes clips from Yuan You's set go viral online.
Fans: The agent's gaze is so fierce. I love her! Has she ever considered acting?
Yuan You wins Best Actor.
Fans: When are you going to become Fu Shu's agent?
Yuan You: ???
At an interview, a certain actor says, "My ideal partner? Probably someone like Miss Fu."
The man who'd been silent all this time: "Get lost!"
(You're trying to steal my woman right under my nose?)
Theme: Stand in the light, and I too can become a light.
The heroine is so good, I think the male protagonist is a bit too high?
Why don't you give me two chapters first, and then you can stop updating for four days when you're done?
Damn, why don't you set a small goal for 2022? I'll finish it in the first half of the year.
Is this considered entering a secret realm by mistake?
It's nice to watch, but I always felt that the ending was too rushed.
I was so moved that I cried. TT I saw the update when I was very worried about work, and I almost cried. Come on!
Damn, please update it soon. I almost forgot who Chen Weiwei is and what she does?
Ahhhhhhhhh so sweet
I will start school the day after tomorrow, which coincides with the high school entrance examination. The school requires me to live on campus. I hope you can finish it after I finish the high school entrance examination in June. Come on!
I'm so touched. I went to bed early last night and actually updated it.
The heroine is so good, I think the male protagonist is a bit too high?
Why don't you give me two chapters first, and then you can stop updating for four days when you're done?
Damn, why don't you set a small goal for 2022? I'll finish it in the first half of the year.
Is this considered entering a secret realm by mistake?
It's nice to watch, but I always felt that the ending was too rushed.
I was so moved that I cried. TT I saw the update when I was very worried about work, and I almost cried. Come on!
Damn, please update it soon. I almost forgot who Chen Weiwei is and what she does?
Ahhhhhhhhh so sweet
I will start school the day after tomorrow, which coincides with the high school entrance examination. The school requires me to live on campus. I hope you can finish it after I finish the high school entrance examination in June. Come on!
I'm so touched. I went to bed early last night and actually updated it.