The Straight Man's Guide to Picking Up Men

1.

Lazy college student Lin Nan dies an untimely death, then has the bad luck of being dragged into a love exam.

He thinks the exam is not only absurd, but also terribly designed. It starts off with a mistake, giving him a man as the subject of the test.

The man is named Ren Qi. With his good looks to rely on, he's shamelessly unfaithful, and his flirtations include women of all shapes and sizes. Their only thing in common is that they're all women.

Lin Nan responds with the confidence of someone who's scraped by on every exam for years, casually waving a hand. "No need to panic. Men understand men best."

2.

Notice: Ren Qi fell down the stairs today. His foot is injured, making it difficult for him to walk.

Lin Nan: "Oh, okay. I'll order him a lucky carp charm online."

Notice: Candidates are advised to take more practical action.

Lin Nan: "You have a point!"

The next day, Ren Qi stares at the crutch on his desk, lost in thought.

3.

A lazy, gluttonous, hopelessly straight bottom who thinks he understands men x A refined scoundrel of a playboy top who knows all the tricks of romance

Also known as: The Playboy Meets the Straight Guy

Reader's Guide:

1. "Hopelessly straight" mainly describes Lin Nan's thought process when answering the questions.

2. Ren Qi is a playboy at first, in the sense that he flirts with anyone who'll have him. He has a whole basketful of female admirers. (The playboy falls first.)

3. This is just for fun. The plot isn't very serious.

Theme: Tricks don't always win people's hearts.