The Divine Beast Descends, Awoo!

[A mutated qilin shou who's an expert fake crier, drops golden beans when excited, and is adorably clingy × A yandere gong with discerning eyes who'll knock your head crooked if you so much as touch my wife] 1. Bai Aoao is a palm-sized mutated qilin cub, but thinks it's an adorable little kitty. It's a pro at acting cute, being spoiled, and licking its fur. Its two special talents are fake crying and dropping golden beans whenever it gets excited. Even sleeping can leave it lying on the beans and wake it up. One day, it heard from its master that it had a fiance who lived in the human world. So it packed its little bag, grabbed its favorite cat-head pillow, and happily headed down the mountain. But it was so soft and cute that on its very first day down the mountain, a human young lady carrying a "colorful sack" almost stole it. And a whole bunch of demons wanted to steal it, too. Aoao declared: Life down the mountain is absolutely terrifying, QAQ. Qingqing, you have to protect me~ 2. The people at the Paranormal Archives: "Have you heard? The new demon's got some nerve. It even dared to kidnap the deputy director's little child bride. Serves it right that it turned into a bald chicken." The bald old phoenix: "I was just asking for directions, damn it!!" "Aoao, say you love me." Yan Chongqing pinched its ear.++ The palm-sized white qilin cub flicked its ear tips, and several golden beans pattered to the ground. "Hubby, I love you~" Paranormal Archives record: Divine beast Bai Ao, a mutated qilin. Its true form is twenty centimeters tall, about the size of a palm. In human form, it is 165 centimeters tall, petite and adorable, and the apple of Deputy Director Yan's eye. Danger rating: ★★★★★ Note: Touch it, and Deputy Director Yan will kill you. Paranormal Archives Deputy Director: Yan Chongqing. A human-demon hybrid whose true form is unknown. In human form, he is 185 centimeters tall, handsome and delicate-looking. His yin-yang eyes can see through every disguise in the world. Danger rating: ★★★ Note: Touch Bai Aoao, and Deputy Director Yan will kill you. 1. Aoao's innate skill: Drops gold from its body and can wake itself up by lying on it. 2. Bonus skill: Maxed-out fake crying, with enough tears to drown someone. 3. Don't call Aoao short. It's still just a cub! It'll grow up!! Theme: Never give up hope of living, no matter what. Life comes only once, so cherish it.