A low-cultivation lightning spirit under the tutelage of Dao Mountain's Immortal Venerable spent years being bullied by his peers (not really).
Then one day, he subdued Feng Fuxi, a god of slaughter who had killed countless demons but lost his memory. Like a mouse riding an elephant in animal chess, he began living a happy life of bullying his underlings and having them protect him (not really).
But then one day, his underlings suddenly confessed to him. The lightning spirit was stunned. Weren't we good brothers?!
So this is a straight guy's golden finger power fantasy (just kidding).
Shen Yunzhi: "What Immortal Venerable?! Isn't he the Demon Venerable???"
Shen Yunzhi: "What underlings?! I'm the one getting bullied, okay???"
Shen Yunzhi: "What kind of lousy power fantasy is this?! Won't I get reported for false advertising?"
Feng Fuxi: "Your true form is a lightning bolt? I want to see."
A snarky, prickly, emotionless bottom x a cold, scheming, rather airheaded top
First-person narration, focused on the bottom
The bottom really is straight and really is useless. The top really is scheming and really is airheaded.
Theme: If it exists, it has a reason to be.
(?-ω-`) Keep it up! Keep it up!