All My Alternate Selves Are Invincible

Coming soon: What Else Is in the Senju's Amazing Honmaru?

Blurb:

Among the big and small bosses in all the different worlds, one saying is widely known:

Turn evil and you become ten times stronger; reform and you lose three-tenths of your strength.

So all the bosses put on the flashiest makeup, wore the most outrageous clothes, said the most impressive things, and pondered the most philosophical questions.

Don't look down, or your crown will fall. Don't reform, or your power will be nerfed!

Uchiha Yingnai knew this all too well and was determined to become the coolest kid in the world!

I'll beat the crap out of you losers in the dark X gang, and show you what a real boss is, courtesy of the warrior of love, Uchiha!

Yingnai: See that? That's my first alternate self. She successfully destroyed the world!

Yingnai: This is my second alternate self. She defeated all the protagonists and ruled the world! And there are numbers three, four, and so on.

The bosses: We get the idea, but what about you?

Yingnai: "I" am already invincible~

Later, at some boss training classes, everyone spotted the invincible Uchiha

Yingnai: Please, teach me how to make that strong person's expression! QAQ

Mori: Let's start with lighting effects~

Zai: We should add some distinctive accessories. (Raises a pair of cat ears.)

Kukai: Maybe we should start with a makeover...

Nii-san Izuna (for some reason exhausted): No, you can pass on the pineapple hair...

Male lead: To be decided

Reader's guide:

This story is in third person (except for a little first-person narration from Qishen at the beginning).

The Uchiha family transmigrated here, and more members of the Uchiha family will appear later.

Yingnai isn't invincible, but the Uchiha are. (Screaming myself hoarse: I love pretty Uchiha!)

If you don't like the fighting in the first few chapters, little angels, maybe start with the double suicide?

Blurb for What Else Is in the Senju's Amazing Honmaru?:

My fiance is a peerless hero. The day before he was supposed to marry me in Susanoo armor, riding the tailed beast Kurama, I transmigrated...

In the blink of an eye, at just eighteen years old, I, the Senju family's pride and joy, became the auntie of several old, unemployed sword spirits :)

But my Honmaru is no ordinary place. The forge can produce sword-men, the sword disassembly pool can spew out columns of men... and even the coal pile can cough up sneaky men...

One day, I returned from the modern world, where I'd gone to earn money to support the family, and another dazzling green light appeared before the space-time compass in the Honmaru courtyard. Ooh~ What should I name him? Green Man?

When the green light faded, I saw my fiance's face...

Surrounded by a circle of curvy and slender versions of myself, I was overcome with guilt for no apparent reason.

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The main story is in third person.

Pairing: Lord Madara (he appears later). The heroine is Hashirama's younger sister.

The pillar men come from Demon Slayer and enter the Honmaru's little world after they die.

The sneaky men come from different worlds, each with their own brand of sneaky and scummy behavior.

Theme: A story about making up for past regrets and turning every tear into a smile