Sign-ups are open for the Hogwarts Gryffindor common room sightseeing tour! Only 998! Transmigrating into Hogwarts is an opportunity you can't miss!
Me: Your Professor McGonagall cosplay is so convincing!
Professor McGonagall: Thank you for the compliment?
Me: They did a great job preserving the Gryffindor common room on the set.
Professor McGonagall: …
Theme: Knowledge is wealth
