I’m Illiterate in a World of Literary Geniuses

A sudden burst of inspiration. Saving this here.

Currently updating: The Ordinary Days of Miura Haru

I am a hardworking, conscientious office worker. By day, I dress respectably and teach students at an educational institution. At night, I go home, change into my pajamas, let myself go, and become a fat shut-in dancing with my fingers in front of my phone.

Lately, I've been hooked on a few fun mobile games, and I've been throwing myself into exploring and clearing new areas. I'd go to any lengths, day or night, to collect every handsome guy's card. Yes, I'm that shallow.

Today was another happy day of playing mobile games. I upgraded Chuuya Nakahara's card from Bungo Stray Dogs to SSR+, then went to bed feeling perfectly satisfied.

When I woke up, I discovered...

Not only was I sleeping in the middle of the street, I was also illiterate.

That's right. I couldn't understand a single word the passersby were chattering about.

Just as I was wondering what to do, someone came up to me, took my hand, and said:

"@#$%^&*()_?"

Big guy... what on earth are you trying to say? I looked up at him and froze.

Ah... the world is full of sorrow. I just wanted to live a normal life. This big shot I left on the bench in the game, could you please stay away from me?

In the end, I resolved to become the most highly educated person in this game.

Theme: Start learning from elementary school, and strive to become the most highly educated person in Bungo Stray Dogs.