I’ll Never Catfish Online Again [Esports]

Character setup: A face-blind, shamelessly flirtatious straight uke x a seme convinced that straight men are closeted gays 1. Song Xian, captain of the PHX team, got caught up in an online romance after hiring a female gaming companion during a livestream. She had a sweet voice and sharp aim, and flirted with him until his heart was racing. Song Xian invited her to watch a match, only to find that she'd brought her boyfriend. The whole esports scene exploded, and the audience started gossiping at the venue. And the person who'd cuckolded Song Xian was none other than Yu Xi, once dubbed by fans as Song Xian's lifelong nemesis. 2. Yu Xi pretended to be a girl and worked as a gaming companion, where he met a wealthy, easy-to-fool client. The client's aim was deadly and he spent generously, so with a wave of his hand, Yu Xi became his exclusive companion. The client asked for ID, so Yu Xi borrowed his senior's. The client sent him tickets, so Yu Xi called on his senior for help. He thought his deception was flawless, until one day the client invited him to go pro. On one side was the dream he'd long yearned for, and on the other, the hellish scene of his online scam being exposed. The boomerang finally came back to hit him. Yu Xi cried bitterly: I'm sorry, I'll never scam people online again! 3. This year, fans thought the PHX team was having a run of bad luck. Right at the start of the year, a core player betrayed them and left. They lost the championship after being overtaken in the final game of the spring split. Then, because of visa issues, one of their players couldn't compete at the intercontinental tournament. The fans were so worried they couldn't sleep, while the team remained as unbothered as ever. They thought the team was holding back a big surprise. Instead, they saw a newcomer sitting in PHX's match seat: young, fresh-faced, and handsome. The fans' hearts sank. They couldn't help wondering if PHX had been unable to find anyone and just grabbed some random student from a school. Song Xian: No, I grabbed him in a parking lot. The moment we met, he pinned me against the wall. Yu Xi: I'm face-blind. How else am I supposed to recognize you if I don't get close? Song Xian: So, did you recognize me? Yu Xi: Not by your eyes, but by your nose. Yu Xi: I remember your scent. P.S. The game is set in an early version of PUBG, so the gameplay and tournament rules will differ from those in the game today. The gaming sections aren't long, and you don't need to have played the game to enjoy the story. Theme: Bringing glory to our country.