Great Immortal, Please Stay

[The main story is complete. My new Quick Transmigration novel, "The High-Level Green Tea's Guide to Courting Disaster," is in the works. Readers passing by, please add it to your collections! Love you!] A mischievous young ruler of the underworld who often gets jealous of herself x a cool, abstinent High God Both are each other's first. Tooth-achingly sweet. Their relationship is steady, and they get down to business often. Xi Mu, the younger sister of the current King of Hell, had been wreaking havoc in the underworld since childhood and was known as its little tyrant. She had one embarrassing problem: she was afraid of ghosts. The Ten Kings of Hell stared with huge, bell-like eyes at the little terror who turned the Eighteen Levels of Hell upside down, helpless to do anything about her. "King of Hell, your sister overturned Granny Meng's pot again. Granny Meng says she's going on strike." "King of Hell, your sister pulled a tuft of hair off Di Ting, the mount of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva. Di Ting has gone into hiding." "King of Hell, your sister pulled the chains off the souls Black and White Impermanence brought back. Xie Bi'an says he and his brother are taking a vacation." "King of Hell, your sister snapped Judge Cui's magistrate's brush. Judge Cui says..." With a ripping sound, King of Hell Xiu Yang tore his own Book of Life and Death. He looked at his unruly sister with a pounding headache, then waved a hand and found her an easy job, sending her to the human world to broaden her horizons. Who knew the little tyrant of the underworld would go to a bar on her very first night in the human world, get drugged, and spend a night of passion with a beautiful, fair-skinned woman with long legs, a full chest, and an ample backside? After sobering up, Xi Mu rubbed her aching waist, bared her teeth, and tried to intimidate the woman. "Do you know who I am?" The woman, with a bite mark still on her neck, raised an eyebrow. The next second, Xi Mu was huddled in a corner with a blanket, smiling sheepishly. "Greetings, High God..." Before the High God could speak, a pale-faced female ghost appeared in the corner of the room and began, "My lady, I've been wronged..." Xi Mu let out a shriek and threw herself into the High God's arms. "High God Big Sis, I'm afraid of ghosts." Xi Mu ingratiatingly rubbed against Yan Lingxian. Yan Lingxian: Where exactly are you rubbing your head? Scene One: Later, when Xi Mu bragged to her friends in the underworld, she stood with her hands on her hips, looking supremely pleased with herself. "Do you know what High God Yan Lingxian is to me? I'm the dominant one! She's my little bottom!" Everyone looked at Yan Lingxian behind Xi Mu, trembling with fear. Yan Lingxian tugged Xi Mu's ear and said coolly, "Sorry, the child at home doesn't know any better." Xi Mu, who'd been borrowing her tiger's might: Shocked.jpg Scene Two: Xi Mu called her older brother, blushing and shy. "Brother! I'm dating someone!" Xiu Yang: "Damn, my little sister has grown up and doesn't need me anymore! Bring her home so I can meet her!" Xi Mu: "The High God, Yan Lingxian." Xiu Yang: "Sounds great... Wait! Who?! Yan Lingxian?!" Yan Lingxian took the phone and said with a cool expression, "Hello, dear brother-in-law." Xiu Yang: Dumbstruck.jpg (Xi Mu especially loves getting jealous, and she's jealous of herself. In other words: I cuckold myself. But don't worry, little Xi Mu is always the same person from beginning to end~ Love you~) [Read my completed novel, "After Being Reborn, I Turned My Idol Straight," about how a passionate gong gradually becomes a shou.] [Please add my upcoming novel to your collection!] "The High-Level Green Tea's Guide to Courting Disaster [Quick Transmigration]": System 666: The original host was a high-level green tea. Your mission is to win over the leads according to our employee handbook. Nan Feng: ??? Is this entrapment? System 666 ignored her and opened the employee handbook, "A Green Tea's Guide to Self-Cultivation": Hold hands, kiss, throw yourself into their arms, and play hard to get. Nan Feng: Isn't this entrapment? I get it! I'm great at baiting people. A few days later, Nan Feng flipped the table in a rage. To hell with the bait! I'm the only damn green tea here. Take it or leave it. If you won't bite, I'll drain the pond! [Does Big Sis Like a Go-Getter?] The Golden-Pheasant Award-winning actress's kept woman: Nan Feng had barely transmigrated when the stimulating scene before her gave her a nosebleed. The award-winning actress glanced at her and pushed her head down. "Keep going." Afterward, the actress looked at Nan Feng, curled up in a ball, and sneered. "Aren't you a green tea? That's all you've got?" Nan Feng followed the handbook to the letter: hold hands, kiss, and throw herself into the actress's arms. The actress: "Bring your household registration book. We're getting married." Nan Feng, diligently playing the green tea, refused with a trembling voice: "I'm not getting married!" Nan Feng: Why do you know me so well? I did everything by the handbook! Mu Yang: I wrote "A Green Tea's Guide to Self-Cultivation." Theme: Meow meow meow