Raising the Villainous Overlord into a Goofy Lazy Fish

Coming soon: "The True Heiress's Food Diary" and "The Obsessive Tycoon's Fiancee Calls Off the Engagement [Book Transmigration]". Please add them to your reading list! ***Story Blurb*** Pei Yuehua transmigrates into the body of a woman bandit. Her stronghold is surrounded on all sides, and a whole crowd of younger siblings are crying out to be fed. Pei Yuehua, a lazybones with a System, isn't afraid of her harsh circumstances. A true lazybones can laze around anywhere. So Pei Yuehua starts actively raising the paper people in her System. As long as she dishes out face-slapping every day, she gets generous rewards. Even a lazybones can easily sweep through the surrounding bandit strongholds and become a big shot, a winner in life. Until one day, Pei Yuehua realizes that the man who has come to claim her as his bandit bride seems to be the very paper person she's been raising! Her husband is not only devastatingly handsome, talented in both letters and arms, but also sinister, violent, and incredibly vindictive. Lazybones Pei is scared. How can she keep her secret identity hidden? #Every day I fear my husband will find out I slapped him until his face was swollen# #Face-slapping feels great in the moment, but getting unmasked means a crematorium# * Lu Jingyao was switched at birth and grew up among commoners. He was found by the marquis's household at fifteen, but his parents loved their fake son more. He was a pitiful little thing through and through. Except the pitiful little thing is a real powerhouse. He's been growing darker all along, and could destroy the world at any moment. Later, he gets a cultivation System. When the village girl falls ill, Lu Jingyao stays up all night making medicine for her. When she wants a big house, Lu Jingyao chops wood for her through the night. When the village girl wants to find a husband, Lu Jingyao appears at Pei Yuehua's door, his expression dark. "Choose one: me or death." A few things to know: 1. A sweet romance, satisfying and angst-free. 2. The heroine is a goofy lazybones; the hero wants to destroy the world every day. 3. My completed historical-to-modern Book Transmigration story, "The Prince Keeps Spying on Me (Book Transmigration)", features a lucky koi girl x a goofy prince. ***Coming Soon: "The True Heiress's Food Diary"*** Lu Xinyue, heir to a family of culinary masters, transmigrates into a story about a real and fake heiress. In the book, she is the real heiress who opposes the heroine at every turn. She's foolish and venomous, and ends up poisoning the villainous tycoon because of the leads' schemes, meeting a tragic end. For the sake of a brighter future, Lu Xinyue decides to cook good food. Scallion oil noodles are fresh, fragrant, and satisfyingly smooth. Her adoptive parents ask for another bowl! Egg fried rice has distinct grains and an inviting color. Her aunts and uncles want more! Chiffon cake is delicate and sweet, soft and fragrant. Her cousins hold up their little bowls: "Big Sis, I want some!" But the man staying at their house keeps coming back for meals every day while acting distant and aloof. He's the supposedly food-averse villainous tycoon, Fu Tingxuan, and he always makes Lu Xinyue nervous. Fu Tingxuan: Lu Xinyue's cooking isn't that good... Don't eat it, it's all mine! Later, Fu Tingxuan wants to marry Lu Xinyue. Remembering the tragic fate she meets in the book after marrying the villainous tycoon Fu Tingxuan, Lu Xinyue packs her things in the middle of the night and plans to run away. But before she can even get out the door, Fu Tingxuan stops her. "Don't go. I'll do whatever you say from now on." A beautiful, sweet, talented little chef x an aloof, arrogant, food-averse villainous tycoon who says one thing and means another ***Coming Soon: "The Obsessive Tycoon's Fiancee Calls Off the Engagement [Book Transmigration]"*** Xia Tiantian transmigrates into a book. She's the villainess who calls off her engagement to the villainous tycoon because she likes the male lead. She keeps following the path of self-destruction, eventually leading her whole family to bankruptcy and prison at the hands of the male lead and the villainous tycoon. After transmigrating into the book, Xia Tiantian discovers that she's already broken off her engagement to the tycoon. To save her life, Xia Tiantian tries her hardest to stay away from the male lead and curry favor with the tycoon, hoping he'll go easy on her when the time comes. Before long, the male lead, Ji Mingxu, notices that... Xia Tiantian, who donated a whole building just to sit with him, has voluntarily changed seats and become Xie Xiuyuan's deskmate instead. The morning tea and snacks she used to bring him all go to Xie Xiuyuan now. The Xia Tiantian who used to be cold and distant toward him smiles sweetly at Xie Xiuyuan. And the Xia Tiantian who once insisted on marrying him now denies it three times in front of their classmates. "No, that's impossible. I don't know what you're talking about. Why would I get engaged to Ji Mingxu? I sincerely hope every day that he and Su Lanlan will get together soon." Her classmates press her. "Have you fallen for Xie Xiuyuan instead?" Xia Tiantian is about to deny it. Suddenly, she sees the tycoon raise his head in the classroom, his sinister eyes fixed on her. Xia Tiantian's legs go weak. "Y-yes." Yes, my ass! Xia Tiantian is a coward. Ever since she accidentally confessed, the tycoon has looked at her as if he wants to devour her. For the sake of her life, Xia Tiantian decides to explain the misunderstanding to him sincerely. Then Xie Xiuyuan corners her against a wall, his gaze sinister and crazed. "Don't go. I'll die." Theme: Be independent and brave, and work hard.