What Do I Care If the Moon Is Crooked? [Quick Transmigration]

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★ Recommended: my friend's Quick Transmigration: Me and the Villain Fall Together

Blurb: Rong Han, "barely intelligent but absurdly strong," gets bound to a dimwitted System. This combination, where one plus one is less than two, begins traveling through little worlds to save the female supporting characters who are the White Moonlight type.

The System says all White Moonlights are gentle, beautiful, and pitiful. Rong Han believes it, proudly promises to save them and give them warmth, and vows to knock out one scumbag with every punch. But...

In the first world, the White Moonlight gets full marks for her Green Tea Lines. Saying, "Big Sis, you've got it wrong. There's nothing between us," she tricks Rong Han into going to the marriage registration office with her.

Rong Han, who somehow ended up married: "...It must have been an accident. No big deal."

In the second world, the vampire White Moonlight is overflowing with tsundere charm. She drinks Rong Han's blood while beating up scumbags, setting off a marriage-first, love-later romance.

Rong Han, lying in a deluxe coffin: "Just a little detour. It's fine."

In the third world, the crybaby White Moonlight tearfully imprisons her, then transforms into a zombie king and destroys the world. A model villain, really.

Rong Han, inexplicably locked in a dark room: "???"

Where's the White Moonlight they promised? Isn't this a dark-moonlight big bad? Even the socialist superhighway isn't long enough for her to run wild on!!!

The System sobs, "Host! You're not allowed to seduce the White Moonlight! If you keep this up, I'll have to go pick up trash on a garbage planet!"

Rong Han: "Meow meow meow? I'm the one being seduced, okay? By the way, please pick up trash for two more years. Thanks!"

CP: A goofy beauty who's secretly a powerhouse X a seemingly gentle but truly obsessive White Moonlight

Also known as: #I Went Crazy After the Goofy Beauty Turned Me Gay#, #Looks Good? I Traded My Intelligence for It#, #If I'm Goofy Enough, Love Can't Catch Up With Me#, #One Hundred Times My Target Turned the Tables and Won Me Over#

Reader's Guide:

1. This is a silly comedy!!! Rong Han has something wrong with her brain and thinks in very strange ways. Things get better from the second world onward. She loves to jump around. The piracy protection ratio is very low.

2. The White Moonlights are actually Dark Moonlights, and each one is harder to deal with than the last. They switch roles.

3. Rong Han is an overpowered cheat, with strength beyond all reason.

4. One-on-one romance throughout. The cover features Rong Han (not speaking).

★ Complete sweet romance: After Kissing the World-Weary Female Supporting Character. Visit my column to read it!

Next novel: Her Tenderness Went Too Far

Mutual healing || Reunited after a breakup || Older-sister romance || Happy ending

After learning that her old flame had become successful and was seeing one new love after another, Ye Jian finally let out a sigh of relief, feeling that her personal safety was assured. The next day, she booked a flight back to Hangzhou.

Seven years ago, she coaxed Shi Qingjia into going to the United States to study, then broke her promise and left without a word.

Ye Jian knew how obsessive Shi Qingjia could be. Whenever she thought of her, she felt uneasy and guilty, afraid that Shi Qingjia might suddenly show up one day, eyes red, and choke her to death.

As it turned out, the news was fake.

Shi Qingjia didn't choke her with red eyes, but less than three days after Ye Jian returned, she climbed into Ye Jian's bed and pinned her down. Her eyes were alluringly red at the corners, her lips slightly parted, and she found another way to claim her life.

Afterward, she lowered her peach-blossom eyes innocently and said, "It's all because Big Sis is too gentle. I couldn't help myself."

[Life is a sea of suffering. Our lives are spent crossing it. You are both my boat and my lighthouse. How could I ever let you go?]

CP: A needy obsessive genius who plans every step X a world-weary, gentle counselor older sister

* Mutual healing, gentle and comforting

* Seven-year age gap, older-sister romance, not a doctor-patient relationship

* Chapters are being written in advance. This is the next novel, so feel free to add it to your library

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