1. This started out as fan fiction, but I thought it was too outrageous, so now it’s no longer fan fiction.
2. I have no idea how long you’d like a story like this to be.
3. I have no idea whether you’d like this kind of story to have H-scenes, or how soon you’d like them to appear.
4. All right, I just couldn’t stand being lonely...
5. I’m going to create a top-quality train wreck of a story. Evil grin, chin resting on hand~