[Crossover] Does the Sun Like to Shine on Cornflowers?

"A sea grew in his eyes, yet he wouldn't let it turn blue for me."

"There are so many ways I could praise his eyes, but cornflowers are still the best."

"I'm the sun, after all. Aren't the sun and cornflowers a perfect match?"

"Don't be ridiculous. I'm not making a pass at him."

"I just like him a lot."

"But I don't like you."

"Well, that's a shame."

"..."

"Actually, I'm a little sad."

"Who are you, exactly?!"

"...After all these years, you still can't read my mind? What a shame. I might be the only person in the world whose mind you can't read without a helmet. Now that you can't take the easy route, you can work on your powers of observation and deduction."

"..."

"Well, I'm off, then?"

"P-please don't."

"What a shame..."

A Marvel crossover. The pairing is obvious: a mind-reading-proof, inspirational-quote-loving, kid-adopting, big-hearted saint x Professor X. The professor is not bald! Not bald! Not bald! That's important, so I'm saying it three times! The female lead is a Sherlock Holmes fan who likes to make up nonsense in the guise of deduction.

My own headcanons are everywhere, the timeline is a mess, and there is OOC. Any plot holes are just me making stuff up. Updates are irregular, so read at your own risk.

Theme: ? Being enamored with and understanding Charles?