Starting from Zero as Nyarlathotep!

When He opened His eyes again, He found someone standing before Him: a handsome human youth with green hair and emerald eyes. The young man was speaking gently. Though He couldn't understand his language, He could sense him sending a request for XX.

So, following His heart, He smiled and showed the young man His precious treasure, then did as he wished and forcibly made him his lover.

King David fell in love at first sight with Bathsheba, the wife of his subordinate Uriah. But what he didn't expect was...

Bathsheba was older than him!

David: No, don't come over here!!!

Bathsheba: Darling, I'm pregnant.

David: So who slept with whom here?! Seriously, I'm the one who got the raw end of the deal, right?!

All-gender, cold-blooded, countless secret identities, drama-loving, troublemaking, Chaotic Evil deity top X seemingly human, truly scummy, promiscuous, flirtatious but upright and responsible, loves many people, beauty-obsessed, likes women, Lawful Neutral bottom.

Also known as: "Everyone You Like Is Me," "All Your Wives Are Me Too," and "Dating Someone Else's Believer Is So Thrilling."

Note: The top and bottom's values don't represent the author's.

The top isn't human. He's an evil deity who treats humans as toys and food that bring him pleasure.

The bottom is supposedly human and has lots of children. He's a wise king who just happens to like other men's wives.

If you can't accept any of the above warning signs, please quietly click X without telling me. Thanks.

Because I'm quite fond of these things.

Theme: Teaching you how to win over an evil deity