My Nemesis Actually Loves Me So Much

[A short story written with complete abandon and no brain cells involved] Blurb: The person Yu Yu hates most in this life is Qin Muhan, bar none. He dreams of living in a world without Qin Muhan, but never expected that after transmigrating into a book, he would be forced to spend every day and night with him. And to survive under Qin Muhan's thumb, he has no choice but to swallow his pride and indulge this bastard's perverted fetish: dressing in women's clothes and pretending to be his girlfriend! Yu Yu grumbled: Qin Muhan must have written this book himself, just to torment him. Damn it! The day after he complained, he discovered that he was weirdly like a radar: wherever he went, hordes of zombies followed him. And Qin Muhan, his teammate, had maxed-out powers and was a zombie's natural enemy. Yu Yu was furious. “I'll defy fate and make it to the end on my own!” The very night he said that, he took over Qin Muhan's bed. Later, he evolved into Qin Muhan's human leg warmer. Once he clung on, no one could pry him off. - Qin Muhan had transmigrated into the book six months earlier, and immediately noticed that something was off about Yu Yu. The person who had betrayed him again and again was now using himself as bait to save him. He knew this wasn't the real Yu Yu, but an NPC created by the world's program to fill in the story. But how could he believe this Yu Yu was real? To remind himself not to expect too much from Yu Yu, he left the base alone. On the day he returned, he saw Yu Yu on the verge of being violated. Qin Muhan could no longer restrain his possessiveness. He threw the villains into a horde of zombies, then looked at the terrified Yu Yu and wondered how he should deal with him: this way or that? That way or this? Yu Yu threw himself at him and hugged him. “Good buddy! I promise that from now on, if you tell me to go east, I won't go west!” Qin Muhan narrowed his eyes. “You said it.” Theme: The story itself has no meaning. You are the one who gives it meaning.