Here Comes the Beauty

Short blurb: Mo Xiaomi: Fang Xiaojing is a menace. Jiang Mingyue: And a very pretty one at that. A menace like her is what we usually call a femme fatale. Gu Fengxi wagged his head and declared: As the ancients said, when a nation is about to fall, monsters appear. With Fang Xiaojing on the martial world scene, it must be on the verge of ruin. Fang Xiaojing suddenly appeared without a sound and said ominously: Were you talking about me? The three jumped in fright and scrambled to run in every direction. Fang Xiaojing caught them one by one and gave a chilling laugh: You'll all be dealt with according to the rules of the bandit stronghold. Fang Xiaojing: When Yuan Chuyi arrives, tell him I've gone to Kunlun Mountain to seek immortality and learn the Way, and won't be back for a hundred years. If Wuchen comes, notify me as fast as you can, then bring him to my room as slowly as possible. As soon as Fang Xiaojing left, the three gathered together. Mo Xiaomi: Is Fang Xiaojing planning to seduce the monk Wuchen? Gu Fengxi: Definitely! Jiang Mingyue looked around before lowering her voice: I think Fang Xiaojing has a thing for bald men... Fang Xiaojing appeared again, soundlessly: Were you talking about me? The three scattered in terror... Long-winded blurb: Mo Xiaomi: Fang Xiaojing, the first time I saw you, you were such a dignified, elegant, noble, gentle, graceful, beautiful woman. How did you end up with nothing but good looks, swearing all the time, and being neither gentle nor dignified? Fang Xiaojing: Damn it, it's all because I had the bad luck to meet you. I learned every curse word I know from you! At least, even though I swear all the time and am neither gentle nor dignified, I've still got my looks. What about you? You don't even have that! Mo Xiaomi covered her face and ran off in tears. Jiang Mingyue: Fang Xiaojing, even if Xiaomi is the reason you swear all the time and have no grace, what happened to your modesty? The first time I saw you, you were so prudish. You covered every part of your body except your face and hands. But look at you now! That neckline is way too low! Fang Xiaojing: Bah! Jiang Mingyue, how dare you say that about me? I learned it from you. Just look at your clothes. Is there a single one that doesn't show a bit here and a bit there? Don't be jealous just because my neckline is lower than yours. If you want, you can make yours just as low. But let me warn you: I've got a big chest, so I can pull it off. You're flat-chested. With a neckline that low, you'll only humiliate yourself. Jiang Mingyue choked back a sob, bit her handkerchief, and ran off in tears. Gu Fengxi: Fang Xiaojing... Fang Xiaojing: Gu Fengxi, do you have a problem with me too? Gu Fengxi: No, no... Fang Xiaojing: Good. You're the one to blame, you wastrel. Instead of properly inheriting your family business, you gave up being a perfectly good bandit to become some bookish woman. You ran Black Wind Stronghold into the ground so badly we can't even find a single copper coin. You made me try to rob other bandits and come away empty-handed. If I hadn't felt sorry for you and stayed, I never would have met that bastard Yuan Chuyi. If I hadn't met that cold-hearted bastard Yuan Chuyi, I wouldn't have all these troubles. If you dare complain about me again, I'll pull up every last one of your precious orchids... Gu Fengxi fled in a panic. Fang Xiaojing: I've finally figured it out. The reason I turned out like this is entirely your fault, all three of you. You have to make it up to me. Mo Xiaomi, Jiang Mingyue, and Gu Fengxi: How? Fang Xiaojing smiled coyly: The three of you have to help me get that man... Mo Xiaomi, Jiang Mingyue, and Gu Fengxi: No way! Fang Xiaojing, you won't even spare a Buddhist monk! A lighthearted, heartwarming completed novel: The Wrong Match New novel: I Love the Spirit Medium Latest novel: Azure Dragon Sect Theme: