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Mo Xiaomi: This woman Fang Xiaojing is a disaster.
Jiang Mingyue: It's still a pretty beautiful scourge. We usually call such scourges disasters.
Gu Fenxi shook his head and said: The ancients said that when a country is about to perish, there must be evildoers. If Fang Xiaojing appears in the world, it means that the world is about to end.
Fang Xiaojing suddenly appeared silently and said grimly: Are you talking about me?
The three of them were startled and immediately ran away in all directions.
Fang Xiaojing took down the three of them one by one and sneered: They will all be dealt with according to the village law.
Fang Xiaojing: As soon as Yuan Chu comes, tell him that I went to Kunlun Mountain to seek immortality and will not come back within a hundred years. Wuchen is here, please notify me immediately as quickly as possible and take him to my room as slowly as possible.
As soon as Fang Xiaojing left, the three of them immediately gathered together.
Mo Xiaomi: Is Fang Xiaojing trying to seduce Monk Wuchen?
Gu Fenxi: It must be!
Jiang Mingyue looked around and then whispered: I think Fang Xiaojing is a bald person...
Fang Xiaojing appeared quietly again: Are you talking about me?
The three of them ran away with their heads in their hands...
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Mo Xiaomi: Fang Xiaojing, when I first saw you, you were obviously a very dignified, elegant, noble, gentle and temperamental super beauty. How come you are so beautiful now, but you are full of foul words, neither gentle nor dignified?
Fang Xiaojing: It's his grandma's fault. It's not because I am a bad person that I met you. Mom, I learned all the dirty words from you! But fortunately, although I am full of foul words and neither gentle nor dignified, I am still beautiful. But what about you? You don't even have beauty!
Mo Xiaomi covered her face and ran away in tears.
Jiang Mingyue: Fang Xiaojing, even if Xiaomi makes you swear and have no temperament, what about your sense of shame? When I first saw you, you were obviously extremely conservative. Except for your face and hands, everything else on your body was tightly wrapped. But now? Look at the clothes you're wearing, the neckline is too wide!
Fang Xiaojing: Bah! Jiang Mingyue, you still have the nerve to criticize me? Mom, I didn't learn this from you. Look at your clothes. Which one of them doesn't expose a piece of it on the east and a piece on the west? Don't be dissatisfied just because my neckline is wider than yours. If you want, you can open my neckline as wide as my neckline. But I want to remind you, I have big breasts and can afford to show them off, but you are different. You have flat chests, and with such a wide open neckline, you are definitely humiliating yourself.
Jiang Mingyue choked with sobs, bit her handkerchief and ran away in tears.
Gu Fenxi: Fang Xiaojing...
Fang Xiaojing: Gu Fenxi, do you have a problem with me too?
Gu Fenxi: No, no...
Fang Xiaojing: Not the best. It's all because of you, a prodigal daughter, who didn't inherit the ancestral business properly, acted like a good robber, and insisted on being a female nerd. You ruined the good Heifeng Village to the point where you can't even find a copper coin, which made me feel guilty and miserable. If I hadn't stayed because I felt sorry for you, how could I have met this bastard Yuan Chuyi. If I hadn't met Yuan Chuyi, a cold-hearted bastard, how could I have had so many troubles? If you dare to have any objections to me again, I will pull out all your precious orchids right away...
Gu Fengxi fled in despair.
Fang Xiaojing: I finally figured it out. It turns out that it's all the three of you who caused me to be like this. You three must make it up to me.
Mo Xiaomi, Jiang Mingyue, Gu Fenxi: How to compensate?
Fang Xiaojing smiled charmingly: You three must help me get that man...
Mo Xiaomi, Jiang Mingyue, Gu Fenxi: No way! Fang Xiaojing, you actually refuse to let go of Buddhist disciples!
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