A Guide to Raising Foxes in the Celestial Realm

How the Celestial Prince thinks raising a fox works:

Catch a chicken, kill a chicken, roast it with the Three-Flavored True Fire.

What raising a fox actually means:

That's all there is to it: marry him!

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What the fox thinks being raised by someone means:

Eat chicken standing up, eat chicken sitting down, eat chicken lying down, and never become a chicken.

What being raised by someone actually means:

He comes down to the mortal world and makes me teach him martial arts. He hangs around my cave, and I even have to keep him company while he sleeps!

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Prince: I must be the best caretaker in the world~

Fox: (smiles) Go to hell!

A devoted Celestial Prince top x a mischievous wild fox bottom (Don't worry, jump right in. It will be complete by New Year's Eve!)

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"My White Moonlight Used Money Power on Me"

Mu Xiaoyang never expected his lifelong entrepreneurial dream to come true overnight, all because of a contract to accompany Wei Han, the second young master of the Wei family.

Wei Han was handsome and confident, with a way with words. Mu Xiaoyang repeatedly told himself to stay professional and not let himself entertain improper thoughts, but his heart wouldn't listen.

Just as he was falling for Wei Han, he discovered Wei Han was dating his own younger brother and watched them leave the country together.

Mu Xiaoyang took four years to recover, forging himself into someone tough as nails and becoming a famously strict rising star in business.

Their reunion four years later was sudden and passionate.

Wei Han held him tightly in his arms, pressing his head into the crook of his shoulder.

The red-eyed man took advantage of his inability to fight back and planted a deep kiss on the back of his neck without a word.

Out of the corner of his eye, Wei Han saw the jade pendant fall from Mu Xiaoyang's neck. His gaze grew distant. Seventeen years ago, he had given it to his own white moonlight.

"I'm sorry," Wei Han repeated again and again.

The person in his arms struggled free and smiled faintly. "It's all right. But by family rank, you should call me 'big brother' since I'm your younger brother's older brother."

Pairing: A restrained, devoted sugar daddy top (Wei Han) x a steadfast, kind-hearted white moonlight bottom

P.S. The relationship with the younger brother was fake. The top only loves the bottom.

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Boys' Love: "I'll Work Like Crazy So I Don't Have to Pay Damages"

Lu He transmigrates into a famous pretty-boy actor in an entertainment-industry novel, and is about to star opposite the movie star who is the protagonist.

He remembers how the book ends: the movie star's jealous, wealthy wife declares her ownership. Anyone who gets close to Yue Zhixing gets chopped to pieces!

Yikes. For the sake of his little brother, he'd better run for it.

Just then, the movie star comes over with a contract and flips open the first page with his long, merciless fingers.

1. Lu He must appear in the movie star's film series. Breaching the contract will incur damages of fifty million yuan.

The movie star says coldly, "You haven't forgotten, have you?"

Lu He: "..."

At last, filming is over, and Lu He is rolling up his bedding. The movie star smiles and turns to the second page of the contract:

2. Lu He must accompany the movie star on a reality show. Breaching the contract will incur damages of ten million yuan.

One month later

Lu He pries Yue Zhixing's hand off his waist. "The couple promotion is over. I can leave now, right?"

Yue Zhixing rubs his soft earlobe and chuckles. "You didn't think... there was only one movie in the series, did you?"

Pairing: A movie star top who pretends to be proper but can't help falling for him x an actor bottom who plays the fool while hiding his real talents

Theme: Life should be sweet!