[Western Crossover] □□: A Little Thing

After his wife died, Hoggis Sharp raised their daughter alone. He knew that sooner or later some pig would come along to root around in his precious, jewel-encrusted cabbage, and had more or less prepared himself for the day it would happen.

But he never expected it to come so soon:

For Merlin's sake, she wasn't even an adult yet!

Eleanor Sharp: Dad, I want to date Damian Wayne.

Hoggis Sharp: Wayne? That brat from the family of a useless playboy? The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Absolutely not!

Eleanor Sharp: Fine, fine. So I can bring Robin to meet you, right?

Hoggis Sharp: ...Sweetheart, let's talk about that useless, I mean, that Wayne boy instead.

Damian, AKA the current Robin Wayne: Plan successful. √

Reader's guide:

1. Expect out-of-character moments, headcanons, foreshadowing everywhere, and a muddled timeline.

2. This was written with total abandon. Take it seriously and you've already lost.

3. Keep in mind at all times: this story may contain certain sources of all evil.

4. Updates whenever inspiration strikes. Estimated to be a short-to-medium-length story.

Theme: Don't start dating too young.