I’m No ‘Goofball’ [Quick Transmigration]

This story is complete. Unfortunately, I have too many abandoned drafts, and I'm too lazy to decide what to write next. If you like any of the upcoming stories in my collection, feel free to save them. I'll start with whichever one gets the most saves. There are also several other upcoming stories on my author page: The Shepherd Boy Chasing the Wind [Football], You, Better Than Ten Thousand Others!, A Farmer's Daily Complaints, A Local's Rise to Power in the Quick Transmigration World, and (Quick Transmigration) Let's Get to Work on Environmental Protection! If any catch your interest, feel free to save them too. Thanks! The Condor Hero's eagle is forcibly bound by System 290 and sent on a transmigration journey, constantly prodded to act like a person. Asking an eagle to become a person? That's asking too much! So the more the System demands, the more the eagle refuses. Beg me! Get down on your knees and beg! System 290 immediately drops to its knees. Please, Your Great Eagle-ness, have mercy on this system. I've got an eighty-year-old bedridden mother at home and a three-year-old child crying for food! And so an irreverent martial arts eagle and an unreliable System embark on a journey of wits and courage, determined to prove that they're not the birdbrain and that the other one is! Here are some of the stories currently planned, in no particular order: 1. The Unemployed Parasite in the 1960s: The heart-wrenching tale of an eagle that never wanted to behave like a person. 2. The Womanizing Playboy in Republican-Era China: The tragic tale of an eagle who dreams of flying higher but can't seem to get off the ground. 3. Becoming Tony in a Matriarchal World: The ??? tale of an eagle more beautiful than a peacock. 4. A Top Student Who Doesn't Want to Be a School Bully Isn't a Good Dad: An eagle bounces back and forth between choosing to be a top student or a school bully. 5. The CEO Just Wants to Lie Flat and Refuses to Take Over: In an age of corporate warfare where people steal company seals and poison each other, the CEO just wants to lie flat. He begs the various brothers, nephews, and other relatives in his family to stop trying to make him take responsibility for their ex-wives, current wives, ex-girlfriends, and lovers. He really can't take on any more! 6. The Germaphobic Zombie King: What happens when someone with severe germophobia becomes a filthy, stinking zombie? It really twists the humanity of those called zombies! Also, see how a socialist country handles the apocalypse. 7. Busy Teaching the Law in a Tragic Romance: Kidnapping, framing someone for a crime, forcing people to donate organs? That's illegal, people! 8. The Idol Doesn't Want to Work Today: If F stands for freedom, then A stands for abandon. The eagle somehow becomes an idol from a talent show, but just wants to give up. This is asking too much of an eagle! 9. The Grumpy Old Man Wants Freedom: Even after transmigrating into an old man, the eagle is determined to be the coolest, most handsome grumpy old man around, escape his parasitic son, and start a free new life. 10. The Exorcists Are Getting Competitive: What's it like for an eagle to transmigrate into an exorcist? The eagle says, "I panicked so hard. If an eagle has to catch demons, does that mean I have to catch myself?" 11. Damn You, Mother Eagle: What does it feel like when the eagle becomes a real mother eagle? The eagle says, "Well, that's just damn eagle's mother for you!" It's a curse, no doubt about it! 12. The Condor Hero Returns: The martial arts eagle returns to the world of martial arts, fired up and ready to roll up his sleeves, grab his heavy sword, and accomplish great things. He wants to make the name "Condor Hero" famous throughout the martial world, but then realizes that this whole "hero" thing might not be what he imagined. 13. Back to Republican-Era China, and I'm an Eagle: Back in the Republican era, where life is unbearable, the eagle has become one of the lowest of the low, a homeless child. His mental state falls apart again. What is he supposed to do now? 14. The Eagle Madam of the Grand Mansion: What good is having the final say in the women's quarters? The eagle's mental state keeps crumbling... 15. The Emotionless Eagle Emperor of the Harem: In a world combining elements of various palace intrigue and time-travel dramas, the eagle emperor just wants to be an emotionless work machine. Don't talk to the eagle about feelings! 16. A Cloud Made of Birdbrains in the Primordial World: Among countless primordial beings, he ends up as a red cloud made of birdbrains. Watch him transform into an "S" shape, then a "B" shape, then the shape of a birdbrain. Is he a cloud made of birdbrains, or a birdbrain made of clouds? Visit the author's page to follow, save, and read completed stories: Other quick transmigration stories in the same series: The Old Master Xie Transmigrates [Crossover] and [Crossover] Cult Master, You've Got the Wrong Script Again! Entertainment industry series: [Entertainment Industry] Ordinary Days with Quan Mengmeng, [Entertainment Industry] The Toxic Rivalry with Quan Mengmeng, [Entertainment Industry] The Day I Reunited with Quan Mengmeng, and [Entertainment Industry] Quan Mengmeng Is My Grandpa! Theme: Life is precious, but freedom is worth even more!