I’m No ‘Goofball’ [Quick Transmigration]

This novel is complete. Unfortunately, I have too many ideas and too little motivation, and I haven't decided which book to start next. If there's a story in my upcoming works that you like or are interested in, please add it to your collection. I'll start whichever one has more saves.

There are also several other upcoming stories on my author page: "The Shepherd Boy Who Chased the Wind [Football]," "You, Better Than Ten Thousand Others!", "The Complaining Farmer's Daily Life," "A Native's Rise in the Quick Transmigration World," and "(Quick Transmigration) Let's Get into Environmental Protection!" If any of those interest you, feel free to save them too. Thank you!

Brother Vulture is forcibly bound by System 290 and begins a journey of transmigration, constantly being pushed to act like a person.

Asking a vulture to be a person? That's asking too much! So the more the System demands that Brother Vulture do something, the more he refuses. Go on, beg me! Get down on your knees and beg!

System 290 promptly drops to its knees. Please, great Vulture sir, have mercy! Take pity on a System with an eighty-year-old bedridden mother to support and a three-year-old child crying to be fed!

And so, an unorthodox martial arts vulture and an unreliable System embark on a battle of wits, transmigrating through worlds to prove that he isn't a silly bird, and that the other one is!

The stories currently planned are listed below, in no particular order:

1. A Six-Era Freeloader and Good-for-Nothing: The heartbreaking tale of a vulture who never wants to be a decent person

2. A Flirtatious Republican-Era Playboy: The tearful tale of a vulture who wants to fly higher but just can't

3. Tony in a Matriarchal World: The ??? tale of a vulture more beautiful than a peacock

4. A Top Student Who Doesn't Want to Be a School Bully Isn't a Good Baba: A vulture hopping back and forth between the choice to be a top student or a school bully

5. The Tyrant CEO Just Wants to Lie Flat and Refuses to Take Responsibility: In a cutthroat business world of stealing company seals and poisoning rivals, the CEO just wants to lie flat. He begs the ex-wives, current partners, ex-girlfriends, and mistresses of his brothers, nephews, and other assorted relatives to stop expecting him to take responsibility for them all. He really can't handle any more!

6. The Germaphobic Zombie King: A severe germaphobe becomes a filthy, stinking zombie. What a way to completely twist the humanity of someone called a zombie! Also, see how a socialist country handles the apocalypse.

7. Busy Enforcing the Law in an Angsty Novel World: Kidnapping, framing someone for a crime, forcing people to donate organs? That's criminal, everyone!

8. The Idol Doesn't Want to Work Today: If F stands for freedom, then A stands for abandoning ship. Somehow becoming an idol on a talent show, Brother Vulture just wants to quit. This is too much to ask of a vulture!

9. A Grumpy Old Man Wants Freedom: Even after transmigrating into an old man, Brother Vulture is determined to be the coolest, most handsome grumpy old man around, escape his parasitic son, and start a free new life.

10. The Demon Catchers Get Competitive: What's it like for a giant vulture to transmigrate into a demon catcher? Brother Vulture says, "I was freaking out. Asking a vulture to catch demons means I have to catch myself, right?"

11. Vulture Your Mother, the Vulture Mom: What does it feel like for Brother Vulture to become a real vulture mom? Brother Vulture says, "Well, vulture your mother!" That's a curse, no doubt about it!

12. The Hero Returns to the Martial World: The vulture is fired up, ready to roll up his sleeves, grab his greatsword, and make a name for himself across the martial world. But then he discovers that this whole "hero" business isn't quite what he imagined.

13. Back to the Republic Era, What a Vulture: Back again to the Republic Era, where it's impossible to survive. This time, he's become the lowest of the low, a homeless child. Brother Vulture's spirit has shattered all over again. What is he supposed to do now?

14. The Vulture Madam of the Great House: What's the point of having the final say in the back courtyard? Brother Vulture keeps having his spirit crushed...

15. The Vulture Emperor of the Harem Has No Feelings: In a world combining all sorts of palace-intrigue and transmigration dramas, the Vulture Emperor just wants to be an emotionless work machine. Don't talk to a vulture about feelings!

16. A Cloud Made of Sandvultures in the Primordial World: The Primordial World is teeming with creatures, yet somehow he becomes a red cloud made of silly birds. Watch him turn into an S shape, then a B shape, then the shape of a silly bird. Is it a cloud made of silly birds, or a silly bird made of clouds?

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Other quick transmigration stories in the same series: "The First Lord of the Xie Family's Transmigration Journey [Crossover]" and "[Crossover] Sect Master, You Picked the Wrong Script Again!"

Entertainment industry series: "[Entertainment Industry] The Peaceful Daily Life of Kwon Mengmeng," "[Entertainment Industry] The Unhealthy Rivalry Between Kwon Mengmeng and Me," "[Entertainment Industry] The Day I Reunited with Kwon Mengmeng," and "[Entertainment Industry] Kwon Mengmeng Is My Grandpa!"

Theme: Life is precious, but freedom is worth even more!