The Immortal I Flirted With Has Come Back to Life

Ming Heng transmigrates into an R-rated novel, becoming the Saintess of the Hehuan Sect: delicate, alluring, and utterly captivating.

The good news: the Hehuan Sect is part of the Immortal Alliance, as orthodox as they come.

The bad news: her Saintess cultivation technique is flawed, and she urgently needs to join forces with a Golden Immortal powerhouse to cultivate together.

The worse news: this book doesn't have a single Golden Immortal-level character, not even by the ending.

Luckily, the plot leaves her a way out. The Immortal Alliance Leader assigns her a Heaven-grade mission: conquer the heart of an ancient secret realm, the remnant soul of a fallen immortal.

Her stunning master takes her hand and says earnestly, "Good apprentice, this Immortal Venerable was aloof and indifferent to women in life, and killed rather than saved. But for the sake of your life, go ahead and flirt boldly!"

Ming Heng points at herself. "M-me?"

Good heavens, she hasn't even touched a man's hand before. Is she really being thrown into a high-difficulty quest right off the bat?

With no choice but to muddle through, the Saintess settles into an anxious life of farming in the secret realm. At last, she encounters the fallen immortal of legend.

Broad back, narrow waist, eight-pack abs.

A long, scaled dragon tail, pinned down by eighteen soul-destroying nails, writhes in a pool of blood.

Ming Heng: What a gorgeous, battle-scarred dragon!

But then again,

what's the point of living without a dream? For the glory of the Hehuan Sect, the Dragon Tamer volunteers for duty!

Later, Ming Heng takes his yang essence and runs, only to be tightly bound by the dragon tail she loves most. Near tears, she cries, "Weren't you supposed to be aloof, cold, and proud, and uninterested in women?"

*

Betrayed by those he trusted, the Immortal Venerable's immortal essence shattered, and he was trapped in the Abyss for ten thousand years. The moment he woke, someone latched onto him.

This female cultivator was weak and weepy, and even her attempts at seduction were clumsy and laughable.

"Your Excellency, watch where you're going from now on. Why do you have to run straight into my heart?"

"Your Excellency, I went fishing today. What did I catch? A love for you that will never waver, even in death."

"Would you be my cultivation partner? I've been missing one ever since I was little."

Until the secret realm collapsed, the female cultivator who had showered him with sweet words and flirted with him every day denied everything to the bitter end. She unilaterally tore up their cultivation partnership contract and fled.

When they meet again, the dragon, free from his prison, easily catches his faithless lover and brings her back.

His thumb brushes over her flushed lips as he murmurs hoarsely, "I've caught you, my wife."

*Dragon Tamer X a repentant, wicked dragon

*Not traditional cultivation, with plenty of original worldbuilding

*Welcome to the scene where someone tries to flirt with a dragon and ends up being flirted with instead

Theme: Fighting against fate