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Luo Wenxing found a cultivation novel he'd written during his cringey teenage years. It was unfinished, stuck at the protagonist's romance arc, and the last page of the notebook had a crooked magic circle drawn on it.
On a whim, he made a wish to the circle to see the protagonist confess his love. To his surprise, he transmigrated into the book.
Other people who transmigrated into books got a golden finger that let them see spoilers. He didn't even know how the story would go, and he had no spiritual power either.
Apart from the notebook clutched in his hand, he was an ordinary mortal with no one to rely on.
Luo Wenxing screamed internally: Just because the author abandoned the story, does that mean he doesn't deserve to be called Dad anymore?!
But outwardly, all he could do was cling to the protagonist's leg, looking weak, pitiful, and helpless.
If the romance wasn't progressing, he'd make it progress!
To move the plot along, fulfill his ridiculous wish, and return to real life as soon as possible,
Luo Wenxing had no choice but to enthusiastically market the hopelessly oblivious Yan Yu to everyone he met.
Luo Wenxing: I think your junior brother is really great.
Heroine No. 1: It seems you have a good impression of him.
Luo Wenxing: Isn't this handsome guy irresistible?
Heroine No. 2: Not as irresistible as pork knuckles.
Luo Wenxing: What do you think...
Heroine No. 3: I think you two look wonderful standing together.
Luo Wenxing: ?
After repeated failures at matchmaking, Luo, the Matchmaker, got trapped by the very melon he'd been trying to sell.
Yan Yu: You praise me in front of everyone every day. Do you like me?
Luo, the Matchmaker: !!!
Gradually, Luo Wenxing realized things weren't that simple.
He seemed to have been here before?!
#If you dig a hole, you have to fill it in eventually#
A hole you dug yourself has to be filled, even if you have to sell [redacted] to do it.
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Next up: Evil Spirit Cleaners
Blurb:
On his first day in Guangji, Ye Zhang landed a big job.
At ten at night, in the deepest part of the urban village, he had to clean an old house that had gone untouched for over a decade.
Ye Zhang rolled up his sleeves and got to work, only to be hit on the head by an ancient book covered in blood.
A low voice came from inside it.
"Young man, what is your wish?"
Oh no, he'd run into something supernatural.
Good thing he was here to clean.
So Ye Zhang shook the bloodstained pages and picked up a bottle of disinfectant.
The blood-red pages turned. When Ye Zhang came to, everything around him was dark red, as if he'd entered another world. At its center lay a head covered in blood.
Ye Zhang lunged forward and immediately wiped the blood off the head with a rag.
"Do you want your wish to come true?"
The head opened its blood-caked eyes. "If you just..."
"No, thanks." Ye Zhang tossed the rag into the bucket. "I've got two more jobs tomorrow. No time."
From then on, Ye Zhang's job app started sending him to all kinds of creepy locations: an abandoned hospital, Echo Alley, a mirrored attic...
Every job was dangerously terrifying.
He came back alive from every one.
Ye Zhang: I don't mind if you try to scare me, but could you stop with all the fancy effects? Blood handprints on the wall are really hard to scrub off, you know!
Wenren Du: You don't understand. It's about atmosphere.
Ye Zhang: Oh, and you. Where are the parts of you below the neck?
Wenren Du: Don't ask. It's [redacted].
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Theme: Never forget your original aspirations and always remember your mission.
Gugu, here I come, two very interesting people 🐶🌹
(Looking at it from an attitude of being curious about why this article is not popular) (Personal opinion, I hope it will not bring negative emotions to the author) After reading it now, I feel that this article has a calm sense of burning, and it is a bit verbose in some places.
Wow wow has it been so long! The author is actually still writing this book [Cat's Claw]
It can't be a pen, hahahaha
Is it a novel based on Xiaoyu and the protagonist Yan Ruyu?
Laughing so hard hahahahaha
Hahahahahaha let me see it too
Is this double-crossing? Xiaoyu has traveled to Xiaoluo's world before? [Question mark]
I like it, I'll wait until I come back
Hahaha, so cute