[Western Crossover] A Heroic Spirit's Retirement Routine

[This novel will enter the paid chapter section starting with Chapter 25 on February 6, 2025. A 10,000-word update will drop then. Thank you all for your support.]

On December 25, Claire Wayne arrived in Gotham. Three years ago, she had run away from home after an argument. Now she had finally returned to her hometown.

After that, something unexpected began happening in Gotham at night.

A pallid falcon swept across the sky, bringing death to the wicked; a mischievous witch crept about on light feet, writing a new chapter for old dreams; a Xienang, having let go of past grudges, threw itself into the flames and watered a glimmer of hope with lies; a pure and flawless Servant, clad in bridal attire, walked hand in hand with the one who would save the world...

Wait, what was that last one?

The Big Bat and N birdies broke out in a cold sweat at the same time. Though the face of the person on Claire's arm was indistinct, they could still see the dazzling rainbow glow radiating all around them.

"You came at just the right time."

Dream-Claire smiled brightly, her face brimming with happiness. "Mr. Saint Quartz and I are together now. I hope you'll all give us your blessing!"

And so, no one slept at Wayne Manor that night.

Alfred, woken by the commotion, listened carefully for a while before piecing together the useful information from the cacophony of shrieks that nearly lifted the roof off.

They were all shouting in unison: "I do not approve of this marriage!"

Things to know before you dive in:

1) The heroine is extremely alluring, a total heartthrob. She has a high IQ and low EQ, a dark past, and is someone's unreachable ideal.

2) There are no romantic pairings in this story. It focuses on family and friendship. It's delightfully over-the-top, satisfying, and sweet, so feel free to jump in.

3) This is an unconventional family comedy, full of absurd everyday antics. Out-of-character comedy can pop up at any moment, and a wild twist is gathering momentum.

4) The writing is dry and completely illogical. No nitpicking, flame wars, or armchair directing. If that's not for you, please move along.

P.S. Please think carefully about whether this is to your taste before starting. If anything bothers you, you can save yourself by clicking the top left of the app or the top right of the web version. Thanks for your cooperation.

If you insult me, I'll insult you right back [super fierce.jpg]

A little plug for my upcoming story: [Western Crossover] Villain Escape in Real Time. No romance, with two leads, a brother-and-sister family story. The heroine is a Bat-kid, and the hero is her second personality.

[Blurb]

Qingqing is a poor little thing.

She doesn't remember who her biological parents are, and she has no idea what to do with her future. She's a girl who died a long time ago, and she has never even gone to school.

The biggest wish this little sparrow has ever had is simply to never go hungry again. That's all.

So...

Little Sparrow, deep in thought: I clearly got the hero's script. Why does everyone think I'm the final boss?

The big black panther sitting nearby nods in agreement: Exactly, exactly. They're so mean!

[System prompt: You have received a distress call from Arkham. Would you like to answer?]

Little Sparrow and Big Black Panther, playing dumb: What's going on?

The Big Bat: ...

Birdie, with a businesslike smile: Hello. We recommend calling again once you're thoroughly dead :)

Theme: Hope and the future.