Cheng Zhizhi had been single her whole life. She spent a fortune to enter a certain full-dive Orange Light game and learn how to interact with normal men.
Because of a staff member's mistake, the villain character data was entered incorrectly, upgrading the originally B-rank mission to Hell difficulty.
And so Cheng Zhizhi was forced to begin her escape from a battlefield of tangled romances:
Mad, vicious wolfdog: "If you leave me, I'll make whoever helped you regret ever being born!"
Movie-star lover: "If you don't behave, I'll turn you into a doll."
Wheelchair-bound husband: "Do you know how my first two wives died? Good. Don't even think of betraying me."
Cheng Zhizhi: What the hell, $%&*#@...
After the game launched, videos of Cheng Zhizhi winning over the villains went viral as soon as they were leaked.
Seeing a chance to make money, the game company recreated her game template in full, and players flocked to try it.
Su Yingying was one of them. As she cautiously imitated Cheng Zhizhi's strategies for winning over the villains,
the villains grabbed their players by the throat and pointed to a heap of bones left behind by previous players.
Their eyes were bloodshot, gleaming with murderous intent. "You're not her. Go find her for me!"
Su Yingying broke down when she realized that every villain in the game had gone mad!
The game company faced an unprecedented crisis, with all the players of the romance games trapped in their full-dive pods.
With no other choice, the company asked Cheng Zhizhi to enter the game again, calm the villains down, and rescue the players.
Cheng Zhizhi, who had already run the world completely off the rails, had this to say:
Well, would you look at that!
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Hug the Thighs of Five Big Shots
Yu Chuchu transmigrates into an apocalypse power-struggle novel, and lands in the body of a delicate, helpless girl who wants to cling to powerful people but gets rejected by them, and is eventually kicked into a zombie horde.
Yu Chuchu: I know this plot. Time for a face-slapping comeback!
A ding rang in her mind: Congratulations, you've bound to the [Cling to Big Shots System]. You must cling to five big shots to have a chance of getting home.
So Yu Chuchu had no choice but to start clinging to them. Only...
The big shots initially think she's trying to seduce them for resources. But after she checks in on them, takes care of them, fights alongside them, and trusts them with her back, they all change their minds, their hearts racing. "She has feelings for me."
Yu Chuchu: "Call me big brother once, and I'll be your big brother for life! We're all brothers here!"
The big shots: "I thought of you as my lover, but you think of me as your brother?"
Just as they're racking their brains trying to win her over and make her their woman, they learn about the other four.
Yu Chuchu: "Allow me to introduce everyone. This is big brother, second brother, third brother... Let's all get to know each other."
The big shots, who are sworn enemies: "Ha! Draw your blade!"
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Fu Jianchen, the first big shot Yu Chuchu clings to, scorns her for selling her body to gain his protection. But gradually, her sincerity moves him, and he opens his heart to her.
During a mission, he's killed by a zombie. His consciousness has barely started to fade when he sees Yu Chuchu resolutely abandon him and start currying favor with his nemesis instead.
Fu Jianchen is so furious that he breaks free of his destined death and mutates into the Zombie King, then goes looking for Yu Chuchu again.
Meeting her confused gaze, his eyes bloodshot, he demands, "You said I was your one and only!"
I'll Make the Scumbags Weep
Before learning she was the real heiress, Zhao Jinjin pushed her snack cart through the streets and alleyways to save money for her adoptive parents' medical treatment, and was bullied relentlessly at school for it.
But once the truth comes out...
Her father, who used his power to bully her for the sake of the fake heiress and forced her to donate bone marrow to her, suddenly discovers that Zhao Jinjin is his own daughter.
Her older brother, who bullied her at school to avenge his younger sister, suddenly discovers that Zhao Jinjin is his own younger sister.
The top student, who asked the teacher to take away her spot so the fake heiress could take her place in the exam, suddenly discovers that Zhao Jinjin is the first love he's been longing for.
Once they learn the truth, everyone bursts into tears, begging her to forgive them.
Zhao Jinjin: "Ha! Affection that comes too late is worth less than grass. Get lost, all of you!"
Heng Xuan, ruler of the underworld, is violent-tempered and suffers from a picky form of anorexia. No matter how lavish the feast, nothing can tempt him to eat.
Until a young girl accidentally wanders into the underworld, pushing her snack cart right up to him.
Smelling the faint, sweet fragrance of the snacks on her cart, Heng Xuan discovers that his anorexia has been miraculously cured.
Theme: Hang in there! You can do it!
Two years, I have been waiting for you for two years. How many people have two years?
Woohoo, yes, it's been a long time since I updated.
The next chapter will probably take another three months.
If you want to conquer perverts, you have to become more perverted than perverts.
Damn, I disappeared for a long time, I almost forgot the previous plot
I wish we could meet again in Haitang! The full length is on my XP!!!
It has been updated, so is this a trap?
Woohoo, it looks so good. When will it be updated?
Check it every day and how often it will be updated (????????????????????)
Look at the kid. He's starving!