I'm the Villainess, Love Me [Quick Transmigration]

System requirement: The villainess, who must do every bad thing imaginable, can only succeed if every male lead falls in love with her. “CEO, your wife has been sunbathing in the Sahara until she’s dried into jerky. Should we bring her back by helicopter, coat her in flour, and fry her until golden on both sides?” “If she still won’t admit she was wrong, fry her!” Hu An’an: “Hey, CEO bro, I’d advise you to act like a human being... Can’t you see the kid next door is drooling?” Male lead: “Darling, here are the kidneys you wanted. They’re for you!” Hu An’an: “Are you sick or something? I didn’t want the heroine’s kidneys! I wanted barbecued lamb kidneys!!!” “I’m a concubine-born daughter with a golden finger. I’m the elegant, refined heroine whom every male lead adores!” Hu An’an: “Sis, can you really handle all those huge pork trotters? How about I help you nibble the biggest one!” “I’m a peerless Mary Sue who leaves a trail of falling petals wherever I walk. Every male lead falls in love with me at first sight!” Hu An’an: “Now I’ll perform a live demonstration of swallowing an amphibian whole!” Everyone: “Wow, that’s so gross, but why can’t we look away?” Male lead: “Now that’s the stuff!” Hu An’an transmigrates into the villainess of her latest novel! She’s as vicious as they come and shameless beyond belief. In the end, after the heroine thoroughly trounces her, she marries an ugly man... Well, fine, the villainess in her book does have a pretty rough time, but she really doesn’t want to go through it herself! “Please, how can I get out of here...” she asks the heavens through floods of tears. “It’s simple,” the System kindly informs her. “You not only have to do every bad thing imaginable, you also have to make every male lead in this book fall in love with you! Understand?” “Oh, I understand.” She nods. “Is there somewhere nearby I can hang myself?” Hard to believe, but the male and female leads are a one-to-one couple. Theme: The villainess makes a comeback