"You'll belong to me sooner or later."
"I'd rather die than date you."
"Then why don't you die?"
"Come at me."
This is a horror story where a yandere shows up in every world. Yes, it was supposed to become a horror story.
But Shen Mingyu doesn't play along.
Yandere bottom: Come date me!
Shen Mingyu: No.
Yandere bottom: I'll kill your friends and family.
Shen Mingyu: Noncombatants, evacuate immediately. Brother Ming, captain of the anti-terror squad, has arrived on the scene. (With a 40-meter broadsword.)
Yandere bottom: I'll lock you up.
Shen Mingyu: Bring it on. If you can keep me locked up, then I'm no Brother Ming!
Yandere bottom: I'll kill you.
Shen Mingyu: Ha. Dream on, you weakling!
Yandere bottom: I'll kill myself too.
Shen Mingyu: ...
Shen Mingyu: I'll count to three. You'd better get your ass over here. :)
Yandere bottom: ??? This isn't how it was supposed to go!
Shen Mingyu: (smokes) You can't cure a yandere. Your Brother Ming has always believed in treating the symptoms, not the cause. If they get rough, hit back. If they get agitated, punch them. There's nothing a good beating can't fix. And if there is, give them two. :)
Yandere bottom: QAQ? Mom, I want to go back to Earth! The script on Mars is different!
CP: Short-tempered top with negative patience x yandere bottom who brings trouble on himself
P.S. The author can't decide what category this belongs in, so whatever. Also, the word count might not be what you think.
Warnings:
As usual, the author is wild and unruly and loves writing from the top's perspective.
The top and bottom have extremely questionable values.
The romance isn't very sweet. I added salt.
Feel free to insult the author. Whether I respond depends on my mood.
Thank you all for loving me. *waves* (Not really.)
Theme: Let everyone experience the joy of fate's twists
I should have understood the concept of the work when I saw it...
Look, there is absolutely no reason not to watch it. Cranky Attack is so delicious. When will Qiuqiu update it?
I can't help but poke at my cuteness, I really like the protagonist (▽)
Emmm, although he is the type that can persuade groups of people to retreat, but for a person like me who has the main character controlling + attacking the party + scum attacking and controlling + being favored and attacking + yandere controlling, this article can be said to be very accurate and in line with my preferences in all aspects... Even the protagonist will return the arrow at the end, but it is not deep and will never go beyond the arrow being attacked. The two of them are happy in it, so the sweetness is the best for me 2333 It would be great if I could finish reading this article (x_x;)
Reader: Update? Author: Update, must be updated. I'll code 30,000 words
No more? I can be yandere, I can be aggressive, I can also have incorrect views, but I can't, can't, can't if I don't update it.
Hahahahaha, your mother's tape recorder and your father's radio gave birth to you, a repeater. It's so awesome that it made me laugh to death.
Carved with fine workmanship, come on, let us grind the big pieces into pieces and knead them into mud. (Crazy smile)
(Smoking the post-event cigarette) Don't try to trick me into a trap before chapter 50, I'll be sitting here waiting for you!
It looks really good, but updates are really slow.