I Got Lucky After the Divine Beast Plucked Me Bald

As an unlucky little sapling, Sang Xiu spends every day wondering how to survive in this age of declining magic without losing any more leaves. Just as she is fretting over it, some beast decides it wants to build a nest on her head. Sang Xiu: ??? Are you a little demon or what? She picks up the tiny creature, which is only as big as her thumb and might be a divine beast, and pokes at its stubby little legs. Just as she's about to poke somewhere else, the little thing immediately draws in all four paws. "I'm Bai Ze. Let me nest on your head, and I'll bring you good luck." Sang Xiu: "The last one that nested on my head was a Golden Crow. There were ten brothers, and only one survived. Are you sure?" My next book will be The Big Shots from Every World I Dumped Are All My Teachers. Add it to your collection if you're interested. Here's the blurb: Across three thousand small worlds and a hundred thousand mortal realms, Sang Xi was lucky enough to visit them all, and dump the big shots in each one. After spending time running wild, she came back to the night before the start of her sophomore year of high school. The next day at school, she realizes her homeroom teacher looks just like the powerful regent from one of those worlds. The way her math teacher adjusts his glasses is just like the prelude to that sicko's next episode... The way her chemistry teacher makes reagents is exactly like the big shot who poisoned an entire species of alien life. Her PE teacher is as stern as that imperial general, yet suddenly turns to her and smiles. Then there's her history teacher, her physics teacher... Sang Xi: Shit, I'm doomed. Theme: A divine beast nested on my head