The Green Tea Master Became the White Moonlight

[Pre-release: The Heavenly Saintess Cannot Possibly Be Love-Brained. Please add it to your favorites!]

Ning Wan is a tea-green femme fatale from the Hehuan Sect. After failing to ascend, she is kicked by the Heavenly Dao into a hero's cultivation-upgrade story, where she becomes the universally despised, vicious junior sister of the Linghua Sect. Only by stirring up trouble and causing chaos can she reclaim her max-level account.

To finish the plot as quickly as possible, Ning Wan takes the initiative to approach the righteous paragons who will become villains in the story, striking first at every opportunity to help them turn evil sooner:

Today, she burns the corpse of the Pavilion Master's deceased beloved from the Jiangxian Pavilion.

Tomorrow, she destroys the flower fields of the Sword Sect's flower-loving leader.

The day after, she finds the Demon King, who has turned into a little hedgehog because of his serious injuries, and cruelly pulls out his spines, hoping to torture him to death!

After her bold and decisive string of outrageous moves, the plot seems to hit fast-forward and quickly reaches its halfway point.

Ning Wan congratulates herself: "The villains all turned evil successfully and got face-slapped and tortured by the male lead, right?"

The Heavenly Dao: "No. They dodged turning evil, tortured the troublemaking male lead for three days and three nights, and even made you their beloved."

Ning Wan: "???"

As it turns out:

The Pavilion Master's beloved faked her death to steal a divine herb. Ning Wan sets her alight and exposes her true colors. The Pavilion Master sees the light, and his progress toward demonic cultivation drops straight to zero!

Someone poisoned the Sword Sect leader's flower fields. He was already destined to become a deranged demonic cultivator who killed anyone he saw because of his headaches. Ning Wan waves her hand, destroys the flower fields, and cures his illness, leaving him no chance to turn evil.

The spines on the Demon King's body are poisoned needles that left him gravely injured. He was supposed to transform into a half-ghost, half-demon monster on the brink of death, but Ning Wan pulls them out and saves him, preventing him from turning evil!

When the plot falls apart completely, Ning Wan clings to her last lifeline: "What about all the female leads, then? What about the harem the male lead gathered?"

The Heavenly Dao: "They all found true love and eloped together because of you, or gave up love and devoted themselves to the Dao. Every one of them rejected the male lead."

Ning Wan: "..."

This world can just go and get destroyed!

Just as Ning Wan decides to lie flat and let the plot keep falling apart, the Heavenly Dao suddenly panics and begs for help: The Dao Ancestor has turned demonic! Hurry and save him!

Ning Wan: "??? What do you take me for, a villainy-correction device?"

#I Ruined The Male Lead's Script##I Disbanded The Male Lead's Harem##It Can't Be That Bad If I Stab The Male Lead One More Time, Right#

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Pre-release: The Heavenly Saintess Cannot Possibly Be Love-Brained

Shen Lingran is the saintess of the Four Heavens of the Sacred Realm. Noble and gentle, with the whole world in her heart, she need only pass the ancient Sacred Realm's most rigorous trial of the heart, whose failure carries the most terrible consequences, to become the Heavenly Saintess who rules the entire Divine Realm.

But Shen Lingran believes her Daoist heart is steadfast and that she fears nothing.

Until one day, she suddenly discovers that she is a cannon-fodder supporting character in a Mary Sue redemption novel.

In the future, she will give up the chance to take the trial for the sake of the Dao companion she loves deeply, elope with him, and even commit all sorts of foolish acts that endanger the world to help him save the cinnabar mole he holds dear. She will become a fallen god reviled by everyone in the Divine Realm, and ultimately die a tragic death on the day her Dao companion marries his beloved.

For now, however, her Dao companion is only her fiancé.

And the cinnabar mole he keeps in his heart has yet to appear.

When her fiancé invites her to meet in three days, supposedly for a little get-together but really to persuade her to marry him, Shen Lingran taps her slender, pale fingers calmly on the letter. Her expression is cool and composed, and her certainty absolute.

I cannot possibly be love-brained.

Everyone knows that Zhang Qiuchi, the most renowned Dao Lord of the Ten Continents and Three Isles, has admired Shen Lingran, the saintess of the ancient Sacred Realm, for hundreds of years.

On this day, he holds the most celebrated proposal ceremony in the Divine Realm for her.

A sea of clouds, the setting sun, the celestial light of the divine tree's blessing, and night butterflies fluttering among the blossoms.

It is everything Shen Lingran once dreamed of.

But on this day, Zhang Qiuchi kneels before her and proposes.

On this day, the cinnabar mole who disappeared from Zhang Qiuchi's life long ago appears. She kneels behind him, weeping pitifully, clutching a corner of his clothes and begging him not to abandon her.

On this day, Shen Lingran asks, "Will you choose me or her?"

On this day, when Zhang Qiuchi's cinnabar mole suddenly coughs up blood, a fleeting trace of hesitation appears on his face.

Shen Lingran draws her sword without hesitation and severs the marriage bond between them in front of all the gods.

"From this day on, there will be no marriage between us."

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The day Shen Lingran breaks free of the scoundrel, the gods try to cheer up the future Heavenly Saintess by sending a group of handsome young male demons before her to choose from.

To shut them up, Shen Lingran points casually at one, never expecting to choose the most handsome one, who is also the most ferocious and possessive about his food.

Oh well. If I teach him properly, he'll learn to behave.

A hundred years later, however, the handsome, ferocious little male demon suddenly disappears. When he reappears, he has become the Demon Lord, the one who causes the most headaches and dread for both the ancient Sacred Realm and the Ten Continents and Three Isles. He stirs up trouble every few days, throwing the areas around the Divine Realm into chaos.

Shen Lingran massages her aching brow, beginning to doubt herself: My eye for people can't be this bad. Did I misjudge him again?

Not long afterward, the young Demon Lord arrives before Shen Lingran with a peace treaty promising never to wage war. He gazes at her eagerly and, as soon as he opens his mouth, calls out pitifully, "Big Sister, I was wrong. Don't send me away."

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The Demon Lord Tingzhou has a secret hidden in his heart.

He wants to possess someone whom no one could ever possess.

He knows it's impossible.

But he wants it anyway.

"I want to fill your eyes, your lips, and your heart every moment of every day. But, Big Sister, I know you have your duties, so I can be patient and wait, just like a puppy patiently waiting for its owner."

A cool, gentle immortal big sister who cares for the world VS a tyrannical, possessive Demon Lord little brother who pretends to be obedient.

Next book: The Junior Sister of the Villain Sect Cannot Be This Sweet

The Lingyun Sect is the villainous sect in a novel about the crematorium of a beloved. Every member is evil, and together they throw the cultivation world into chaos.

The master cultivates the merciless Dao and slaughtered his entire family with one sword, then casually claimed it was because his stomach was cold, he felt chilly, and his hands were shaking.

The eldest senior brother is constantly raging and looking for fights. His spirit shatters three times a day, making him a top-tier lunatic whom everyone avoids.

The second senior brother is a socially anxious, half-demon weirdo who poisons people everywhere whenever he sheds, making them grow fur all over their bodies for six months.

The third senior sister has a crematorium plotline. Whenever a scoundrel breaks her heart, she goes around causing trouble at gravesites. She's known as the ghostly scourge of heartbreak.

The notorious Villain Sect lives up to its name!

Qu Li is a divine-herb plant spirit from the ancient ruins of Guiyue Mountain. Unfortunately, a wildfire wipes out her entire clan, and only she escapes. By sheer coincidence, she falls beneath a crooked tree at the gate of the Lingyun Sect, a tree that likes to charge people a toll.

When the master finds her, her demon body is so badly damaged she can barely maintain human form, so she can only appear as a plant.

The sect's band of villains take turns visiting her, hoping she'll recover soon and fulfill the purpose of a medicinal herb: being eaten.

The master wants to make soup with her to soothe his stomach.

The eldest senior brother wants to use her to mend his shattered soul.

The second senior brother wants to use her to cure his shedding.

The third senior sister wants to use her to poison her scoundrel.

At last, one day, Qu Li's injuries improve.

She transforms into an adorable, chubby little human child, barely as tall as three heads, round and silly, and rather delicate. A tender sprout on her head trembles as if it might drop its leaves at any moment. She smells sweetly of milk and sobs that she's afraid of the dark, the heat, and ghosts, begging her master, senior brothers, and senior sister to hold her...

The Lingyun Sect's pack of heartless villains, who only meant to raise her until she was big enough to stew and eat, instantly and irredeemably fall for her. They all log into their communication jade slips and post a plea for help to the prestigious orthodox sects that are sworn enemies of theirs:

I am a big bad villain. How do I raise a child?

Synopsis screenshot dated October 11, 2021.

Theme: Strive tirelessly and be a good person