The Goofball Protagonist Transmigrated into a Book

[Coming soon: I Have No Choice but to Become the Villain’s Wife. Add it to your favorites when it launches in January! Coming soon: When a College Student Village Official Gets Transported into a Dog-Blood Romance. Please add it to your favorites~] Gu Qiuyi transmigrates into a BL pampering novel as a wicked cannon-fodder character. In the original story, the character went to any lengths to pursue the male lead, Chu Yueguang, including sneaking into his bed and framing him. In the end, he went bankrupt and landed in prison. By the time Gu Qiuyi arrives, the original character has already climbed into Chu Yueguang’s bed and earned his hatred. Hoping to live comfortably as a rich second-generation heir for the rest of his life, Gu Qiuyi keeps pestering Chu Yueguang Good morning, good night, every single day without fail. The wind loves the sea, and I love you. “I’m this rich, and I still can’t have you? Heaven is so unfair!” Chu Yueguang looks at the endless stream of messages from burner accounts he keeps blocking and sneers. Could Gu Qiuyi possibly be richer than him? What a joke! “I’m so gorgeous and have such a great figure, but you won’t even look at me. Fine, now I like you even more!” Chu Yueguang: Fists clenched! Then one day, Gu Qiuyi messages him, “Big Brother, I like you so much QAQ.” Unable to hold back, Chu Yueguang replies for the first time, with all due restraint: “.” Chu Yueguang suffers greatly at Gu Qiuyi’s hands. At first, he watches him put on a show with cold indifference. But as time passes, he falls for Gu Qiuyi’s long, sweet courtship and eventually can’t restrain himself from taking him under his wing. Until his best friend, his rival, a megastar, a leading academic, and other outstanding men come knocking Chu Yueguang: ? Gu Qiuyi trembles with fear. To latch onto powerful people and avoid going bankrupt, he has latched onto everyone, including the second and third male leads and the beloved protagonist! He even sent those messages to a group chat! Chu Yueguang: ... Just how many big brothers do you have!? Reader’s Guide: 1. The story focuses on the bottom. A pretty, silly, adorable bottom who’s a bit of an airhead x an arrogant, haughty, tough-talking, earnest, domineering big boy top. 2. The top and bottom only have eyes for each other. The bottom isn’t very bright, but he has plenty of energy and can keep up with all the chatting because he types fast. He lies constantly and isn’t sincere, but he’s a good boy and has no emotional entanglements with anyone but the top. Everyone dotes on him! 3. A silly, sweet story. They’re both idiots, and their romance is like two elementary school kids dating. It’s just for fun. If it’s not your thing, click X. 4. Based on an esports meme. I can’t write esports anymore. Cover art by He Yu. [Please do not bring up real people in the comments below the story!!!!!!!!!!!! Don’t derail the conversation!!!! Please, I’m begging you!!!! I’ll kowtow to you!!!!!] [2020.10.22 A plug for my upcoming story: I Have No Choice but to Become the Villain’s Wife launches in January! Add it to your favorites! Blurb: On the first day of summer vacation in his final year of high school, Chi Mian is bundled up by a System and thrown into a cultivation novel about a Heaven’s Chosen protagonist. His mission is to eliminate the great villain, Xie Xiyi. Chi Mian looks at the original story’s villain, a wicked, ruthless man who can slaughter an entire city of cultivators as easily as drinking water or eating a meal. His eyes widen in shock. Who’s going to take down the villain? Me? * After reading the original story, Chi Mian realizes that the plot has gone completely off the rails. In the original, the Heaven’s Chosen protagonist is full of ambition, charging ahead and eventually using the villain as a sacrifice for a divine artifact before ascending to the divine realm with his friends and family, living a carefree life. But in reality, the male lead is crippled from the start. The villain Xie Xiyi has ripped out his bones and taken half his life, leaving him fleeing like a stray dog and hiding somewhere, whereabouts unknown. According to the System’s walkthrough, Chi Mian must become the person Xie Xiyi trusts most to steal his luck. Then, as the villain’s most trusted person, he can deliver a fatal blow and eliminate him, returning the world to its proper course. The walkthrough offers three routes with a high chance of success: become Xie Xiyi’s fairy godfather, his minion, or the love of his life. For his first try, Chi Mian chooses the fairy godfather route. Before he can deliver any heartfelt words of encouragement, Xie Xiyi runs him through with a sword. Game over. The second time, Chi Mian chooses to be his minion, loudly proclaiming his loyalty to Xie Xiyi and vowing to follow him to the death. Xie Xiyi runs him through the heart with a sword. Game over. The third time, unable to take the love-of-his-life route as a straight man, Chi Mian sees Xie Xiyi again and immediately switches sides on the spot, crying as he clings to his leg. “Boss, I was forced into it! The System made me do it! The System told me to earn your trust, steal your luck, and then stab you in the back, ahhhhh!” Chi Mian, once again run through the heart with a sword: “...” Damn it! Later, Chi Mian finally gets his wish and becomes Xie Xiyi’s human leg accessory. Sure, he’s covered in binding curses, but at least he’s alive, so he’s perfectly content. Later still, Xie Xiyi abducts Chi Mian to bed and melts the iron pants he uses to protect his butt with a single palm. His laugh is alluring. “You’re protecting yourself from me?” Chi Mian: “...” Damn it, ahhhhh! * Little Scene 1: Xie Xiyi asks Chi Mian, “Is there anything else you’re hiding from me? Confess everything.” Chi Mian scratches his head. “Does the System’s welcome package, which makes me immune to the poison in your body, count?” Xie Xiyi’s pale lips curl into the brightest smile he’s ever shown. “Excellent. Now I can touch you.” At this point, Chi Mian still doesn’t know what Xie Xiyi means by touch. When he finally finds out, Chi Mian regrets everything. If you confess everything, then getting thoroughly ravished is only fair, right? (x) Little Scene 2: Chi Mian: “Your dick is so poisonous it gives me a stomachache. I really can’t take it. Can we break up?” Xie Xiyi: “Heh.” Also known as: I Can Be Your Minion, Your Friend, or Your Human Leg Accessory, Just Not Your Wife A story focusing on the bottom: sunny, cheerful, energetic bottom x handsome, tragic, crazy big demon top A plug for my second upcoming story: When a College Student Village Official Gets Transported into a Dog-Blood Romance Blurb: Gao Ning comes from a family of civil-service exam takers and has himself become an honorable college student village official. After reading a harem-style, forced-love BL novel about a beloved protagonist, he gets so angry he turns red. The whole book is a dog-blood romance in which one person runs away and the other chases him, they love and hate each other to the point of death, and the country falls while the people are left displaced and the land lies in ruin. Gao Ning can’t see their tragic, stirring love story. All he sees is the suffering of ordinary people whose peaceful lives are destroyed by a bunch of love-addled fools. Then he wakes up as a fake eunuch-in-training beside the tyrant villain in the book. The fake eunuch is a minor cannon-fodder character who will soon be beaten to death with a cane when his identity is exposed. To stay alive under the feudal system, Gao Ning does his best to avoid the plot and uses his connections to get a job at the Eastern Depot, hoping to reach the people through his new workplace. One day, while out on a poverty-relief mission, he finds an injured man. He takes meticulous care of him until he recovers, then slips away, having done his good deed. Only when he is summoned by the tyrant does he learn that the man he saved was the tyrant himself. Perhaps because he owes Gao Ning his life, the tyrant repays his kindness by forcing himself on him and taking him by force. Unlike the protagonist bottom, who is left devastated and helpless by being taken by force, Gao Ning’s sense of duty kicks in immediately. Woohoo, win over the top leader and get a painless promotion straight to the top! Gao Ning: “Your Majesty, please listen to my poverty-relief plan (x).” The tyrant: “?” After that “Your Majesty, increase the disaster relief funds and I’ll give you a kiss.” “Grand Tutor is loyal to you, as plain as day. Release him from prison, and I’ll take my clothes off for you right away.” “If Your Majesty can resolve the flooding in Yuzhou within three months, I’ll have the bed swept and welcome Your Majesty tonight!” In the end, a tyrant is turned into a wise ruler. “...” Something feels off. Gao Ning, who never forgets his poverty-relief mission: “Sure, I’ve lost my freedom, but the people have gained peaceful homes, happy lives, and a prosperous, peaceful age!!” Energetic, idealistic college student village official bottom x domineering tyrant top who likes forcing people but is actually very pure-hearted The Top Was Reborn: cool-headed, shrewd bottom x the landlord’s silly son top, an extra-sweet pampering story I Became the Emperor’s Compliment Machine [Book Transmigration]: compliment machine bottom x tsundere, tough-talking top who acts like an elementary school kid, a sweet story! I Became the Villain’s Delicate Little Crybaby: tender, soft, adorable bottom x mature, steady top, an extra-sweet pampering story Check out my author page for more completed stories~ Theme: When you fall, get back up where you fell. Have the courage to climb high mountains and take on challenges!