Reborn as an Extraordinary Little Maid

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Coming soon: [Book Transmigration] The Side Consort's Guide to Self-Rescue

Jiang Yinyin is an ordinary college student.

She accidentally enters a book and discovers she's become Liu Yunhu, the vicious supporting female character.

Her father is a prime minister, but he gets dismissed from office and forced into early retirement in the end. (Shrugs.)

Her mother and her cousin have a suspicious relationship, and she spends the rest of her life with a letter of divorce. (Speechless.)

Her silly, sweet younger sister takes her place and marries into the prince's manor, then somehow becomes the princess consort. (Envious.)

Oh, and the original heroine, Su Qingniao, has been reborn. (What the heck, I'm reporting her for cheating.)

Liu Yunhu schemes her way into becoming a consort to the Crown Prince, only to be demoted to a commoner for envying the Crown Princess. After that, she vanishes without a trace.

She has to follow the plot, or she'll suffer undeserved misfortune.

Jiang Yinyin puts on a polite smile. Author, I'm sending you a box of blades. (Little Jiang's flying knives go whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.)

Flowerpots fall on her, her house catches fire, and she nearly falls into a lake. After enduring punishment time and again, Jiang Yinyin takes on the role of a ruthless supporting villainess. Luckily, the villainess isn't very smart and has never actually killed anyone.

Ever since the Ninth Prince discovered how unlucky the Crown Prince's consort was, he couldn't help but quietly keep an eye on her.

Suddenly, Jiang Yinyin, who had noticed him too, realized he was a bug in the story. With his help, she could change the author's plot!

Then she heard that the beloved Ninth Prince had decided to become a monk and leave the mortal world behind.

"Oh, Ninth Prince, you are the kindest man of all. Could you give me a branch of red blossoms, so I can glimpse the spring beyond my courtyard?"

You want to leave the mortal world? I'm staying here, and I'll hold on to you no matter what.

You have no ties? Then I'll be the one who ties you down.

You... you like me? Fine, then I'll climb over the wall and come find you.

Warnings:

1. The original Liu Yunhu is the villainess next door. She really is quite nasty, just not very clever.

2. Don't worry, both leads are chaste. Enjoy the romance.

3. One punch for every whiny brat. I'll add more if I think of anything.

Novel blurb

In her previous life, Qingniao had finally watched her young mistress outlive her mother-in-law and her husband, becoming the Dowager Madam of the Prime Minister's household. Qingniao's status as a little maid had risen along with hers, and she became the chief steward of the prince's manor.

Who could have guessed that, while playing a game of mahjong over the New Year, she'd get a perfect opening hand and laugh herself to death before she could even collect her winnings?

When she opened her eyes, she'd somehow gone back twenty years, to when she had nothing.

"Qingniao, I have something important to tell you."

"Madam, I know the young lady is the daughter of the current prime minister. I'll take her back to claim her rightful place in the family."

"Some stray girl from nowhere dares to call herself my sister? I'll beat you to death!"

"Eldest Miss, I heard Madam gave birth to you just eight months after marrying the Prime Minister. But you look so strong and healthy. You don't seem like a premature baby!"

"You're just a child your father had with another woman. Being able to marry me is the greatest honor your family could ever hope for."

"Second Young Master, I heard Concubine Li used to be the prince's mistress. Didn't the prince only bring you back when you were five?"

Everyone in the Prince of Li's household knew that the Second Young Madam had a female strategist by her side. One look from her, and she knew everything about you.

But some people just wouldn't take the hint.

Qingniao rolled her eyes at the man in front of her, Pei Zongyan, who in her previous life had been called the Ghost-Faced Yama.

Pei Zongyan had no interest in women, loved killing, and was rebellious to the core.

But she also remembered that in the end, Pei Zongyan had taken his own life to save an entire family.

"Your father keeps taking concubines, your younger brother spends every day in the brothels, and you don't even have a maid by your side. You don't happen to like men, do you?"

"No, Su Qingniao. I don't want anyone, man or woman."

Theme: Being reborn is a road to having cheat-like advantages.