[Food Language] The One Beneath the Skirt

"Which is harder, fighting demons or managing Kong Sang?" Gu Yueming, former Wind Pillar of the Demon Slayer Corps, current young mistress of Kong Sang: Honestly, I think getting you all to stop causing trouble, intentionally or otherwise, is harder. Three-Delicacy Deboned Fish: Now that you mention it, I remember seeing two shadows on your roof and by your door around midnight. Gu Yueming: Then explain why you were on my roof at midnight. Three-Delicacy Deboned Fish: ... Passing by, East Wall Dragon Pearl: What an idiot. Passing by, Guoba Pork thought of the covetous Yanxi Altar next door and turned to Gu Yueming. "How would you describe this situation?" "Everywhere I look, tigers, leopards, jackals, and wolves." "Young people are like that. They burn with passion and always think they can grow old hand in hand with the one they love." "...Then I suppose I'll have to disappoint the moon." A-Yu turned to look at me. His jade-green eyes were unusually bright, yet not at all sharp. "Forgive me for making you laugh. I was young and reckless." A lifetime spent as a servant. · All pairings. The heroine used to be the Wind Pillar of the Demon Slayer Corps. This is an alternate timeline with no romantic storyline involving the Corps, so it won't affect your reading. It really is all pairings: everyone is lovestruck over her, going mad for her, and banging their heads against the wall for her, including the people at Yanxi Altar next door. · The plot has been heavily changed for my own enjoyment. Theme: Prosperity, democracy, and civilization