As an interstellar streamer dropped into the fiercely competitive harem of the Great Zhou dynasty, Su Xiaoxiao decides to lie flat and give up when faced with the most difficult target to win over: the emperor idol.
The harem is beautiful and peaceful, and the food is delicious and natural. Rather than rack her brains to win him over and keep up appearances, she'd rather be a lazy fish on vacation.
A month later, Su Xiaoxiao is promoted to Noble Lady.
Six months later, she is named Zhaoyi.
A year later, the new empress appears, and the emperor idol Zhao Song, suspected of being naturally cold and indifferent, is finally won over. Countless interstellar viewers flock to watch, only to discover that the one who won the emperor idol is...
Su Xiaoxiao, the lazy streamer who neglects her work and spends all day slacking off to pad her streaming hours?!!
Su Xiaoxiao, who was determined to be a lazy fish, shakes her head in silence: I really didn't try to win him over. Zhao Song was the one who chased after me!
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Blurb:
Su Yuntang and Liu Sanbao met when they were young and fell in love at first sight. She watched him rise from a commoner and wanted criminal to a rebel prince. She accepted his proposal on the battlefield and helped him become the founding emperor.
But Su Yuntang never expected that, after only three years as empress, she would be stripped of her authority and confined deep within the palace.
She thought the days ahead would be miserable, but in the bitter cold, she had no bedding or charcoal and yet didn't feel cold at all. Instead, she felt warm all over. After falling seriously ill, she had no medicine or tonics, yet felt no weakness. Instead, she grew stronger by the day.
Her old leg injury no longer flared up in wind and snow. Instead, she felt remarkably comfortable.
Even the period pains that had tormented her for years disappeared completely, without a hint of discomfort...
How strange!
After ordering his childhood sweetheart, the empress, confined, the new emperor Liu Jingtian started to feel that something was wrong.
His bedchamber was as warm as spring, yet he felt cold all over.
The imperial physicians said he was in excellent health, yet he felt exhausted and dizzy.
His knee hurt and swelled for no apparent reason. Hot compresses and massage were useless.
And every month, his lower back and abdomen ached terribly...
How could this be?
A little scene:
After bullying someone with her power, the villainess decides to get in first with a complaint, fully expecting the emperor to punish the deposed empress, whom he has long since rejected.
But when she enters the hall, she finds the emperor clutching his burning cheek, furious: "You're the one who slapped me?"
Everyone: Has the emperor gone mad?
Reader notes:
1. The sensations they exchange include pressure, temperature, and pain.
2. One-on-one pairing later on. The dog emperor has a harem and will sleep with others early in the story, but because of the sensation swap, the female lead is the one who enjoys it.
3. Their sensations never switch back, including during pregnancy and childbirth later on.
4. The male lead really is a dog. There will be a love rivalry and a redemption arc. Happy ending.
Theme: Sincere love can dispel the gloom of the world.
Behind the smooth appearance is all Eunuch Ren's efforts. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha but he deserves it
I think it's all quite miserable. It's miserable for Da Zhou who is being entertained by the live broadcast, and it's also miserable for those anchors who do whatever they can to gain attention. They are all workers and just trying to make a living. After reading it, I feel that something is missing. I have read three of the author's works, and I feel that it is still unfinished. It feels like it stopped abruptly. Is it a blank space? Maybe I was expecting too much. However, the author's emotional line is still quite natural, and I feel that it could be written a little more.
Zhao Song: Fight for the late-night channel by yourself, and improve your presence by yourself, come on
Wox! ! ! ! ! Ox! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Zhao Song: I still have to rely on myself
Tsk tsk tsk, the emperor is so good at it
Oops, so cheesy... Cough, but I can't help but like it.
Garbage company! Accept the sanction!
Hhhhhh bald hahahaha
You two have quite a few tricks up your sleeves hahahaha
Behind the smooth appearance is all Eunuch Ren's efforts. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha but he deserves it
I think it's all quite miserable. It's miserable for Da Zhou who is being entertained by the live broadcast, and it's also miserable for those anchors who do whatever they can to gain attention. They are all workers and just trying to make a living. After reading it, I feel that something is missing. I have read three of the author's works, and I feel that it is still unfinished. It feels like it stopped abruptly. Is it a blank space? Maybe I was expecting too much. However, the author's emotional line is still quite natural, and I feel that it could be written a little more.
Zhao Song: Fight for the late-night channel by yourself, and improve your presence by yourself, come on
Wox! ! ! ! ! Ox! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Zhao Song: I still have to rely on myself
Tsk tsk tsk, the emperor is so good at it
Oops, so cheesy... Cough, but I can't help but like it.
Garbage company! Accept the sanction!
Hhhhhh bald hahahaha
You two have quite a few tricks up your sleeves hahahaha