My Servant Has Invincibility Written All over His Face

I am Gudazi, a master who is inexplicably tasked with saving humanity. According to the routine, first I have to take out 3 shiny crystals and try to summon (draw) (card) a heroic spirit to help me defeat the enemy. It's just that the heroic spirit I summoned is a little strange. The male high school student with invincibility written all over his face said: "Goetia, there is only one reason for your failure, and that is because you angered me!" ---Gudazi & JO Taro's Bizarre Adventure! --- #They are all 17-year-old high school students, why do you punch a kid? # #Did you take action just now? Why did the Demon God Pillar fly out on its own? # #Wait a minute, why is this newly summoned servant so full of wryyy? # #Why will substitute messengers attract each other? ! # [Singularity: Ghost, Shadow, Sword and Light Magic City]: The ultimate creature discovered that the world is full of bread, and it tastes better with wisteria flowers! [Singularity·Chaos Demonic Beast Warring States]: I picked up a small white milk stick, and it used its claws to "wow" to attack: Underworld Waning Moon Break! [Singularity·Publishing Brawl City]: Fighting cannot save the world, literature can! "Middle-aged RUN" is soliciting contributions from all cadres in Port Mafia! [Singularity: The Rainy Night of Reincarnation]: Magical girl Tequila, magical girl Starfish, and the little magic fairy Gudada. Sorry, magical girl overflow! [Singularity·Digital Summoning Field]: I am also a chosen child. Look, this is my Fufumon [Singularity·Historical Repair Book]: Was the original owner Nobunaga a girl? [Singularity·Golden Ultimate Manor]: The Qiao Family Courtyard is waiting for you. The next door is called Aragon Village. [Singularity Point Time Crown Temple]: Lao Gai, I will kill you within three days, and the Demon God Pillar will be given to you. Instructions for consumption: 1. Adjust the mood of sand glyphs, the specific points are as above 2. The cp is undecided. Depending on my mood, Guda is the group favorite (because the bond is very high) 3. Let us shout together: SO-NO-CHI-NO-SA-DA-ME! 4. I drew the cover myself, praise me, hurry up [My advance receipt]: "My servant's face is filled with joy" My name is Fujimaru Ritsuka, and I was originally just a girl who was nothing but gentle. In order to defeat the alien god who wants to annihilate the earth, as the last master of pan-human history, I fought hard with the apostles of the alien god and worked hard to cut out the Lost Belt! I am so conscientious and hardworking, but recently I heard some people say that I am becoming more and more like a chaotic evil delinquent. I think I need to defend myself. [The Lost Belt·Death and Migration Islands] With the help of the apostle of the alien god, the thousand-year-old curse master started the game, trying to force all mankind to complete the evolution of the curse. Faced with a guy like this whose mind is full of bad thoughts, I can only send him to Nightingale for brain transplant surgery without anesthesia. As for why I had to kill the rotten oranges, it was because the white-haired cats I fished out from the small square said that they were not good people! Hidden Belt·Criminal Super City The game started at a real wine trading point. After being swallowed the drug that made the person smaller, he was chased by the winery and the alien god's apostle at the same time. After escaping to Yokohama, I was picked up by a kind-hearted doctor who liked little girls. In order to repay this kind doctor, I directly usurped the throne and became the leader of their port mafia, leading the heroic spirits and superpowers under my command to overthrow the winery's lair; [Lost Belt·Ghost Shadow, Sword and Light Demonic Realm] In order to collect information about the Ghost King, I opened a Sichuan restaurant at the gate of Infinite City The Sichuan restaurant grew bigger and bigger, attracting all kinds of ghosts and monsters. I took the Demon Slayers and Oni who were fighting in the store and took them to work. The Demon Slayers cut vegetables and the Oni were responsible for washing the dishes. I have to say that Wuhan's arms are very useful for washing dishes. Above, can what I did be called a pleasure crime? I'm not, I'm just a girl who is serious about saving the world and has nothing but gentleness! —————— Two years ago. Fujimaru Ritsuka, who had just become a Master, was suddenly transferred by a forced spirit in his sleep, and possessed his soul in the body of Claudia Ordesia, a weak girl suffering from a terminal illness. Having lost contact with Chaldea and unable to summon followers, she could only drag her weak body around to ask for help. Fortunately, she found a very familiar young priest in the church next door. This priest is knowledgeable and steady, has long legs and a thin waist, and has strong martial arts skills. Not only can he break a person's heart with one punch, he is also considerate, pays attention to her emotions, and often enlightens and comforts her. Father Kotomine is such a good man! A month later, Father Kotomine, who was certified as a good man, suddenly proposed to Fujimaru Ritsuka. Two years later, Fujimaru Ritsuka, who escaped from death and returned to Chaldea, discovered that many heroic spirits in Cali seemed to know Father Kotomine. Then, Fujimaru Ritsuka discovered that the enemy alien apostle opposite who was obsessed with capturing her seemed to be her ex-husband. #About me when I was dreaming, I molested a young priest and he turned into a pleasure criminal and came thousands of miles to chase me.# # Enemy comes to me every day to eat and drink and call me wife# #I have also become a joyful, chaotic evil. No matter how you think about it, it's all his fault! # [Instructions for consumption] 1. Pseudo·Pleasure Chaos Evil Gudazi, Zongshu, Ke, Wenye, Ghost Destroyer Intention: The hymn of mankind is the hymn of courage!