
Did I Get to Cling to a Powerful Patron Today?
今天我抱到大腿了吗
by Crazy Cucumber (疯狂的黄瓜)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 337k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
After Tang Yunqi became the school bully of No. 8 High School, he wanted to retire every day. Unfortunately, he couldn't find a good successor, not until Zhao Mingyang showed up.
Zhao Mingyang was good-tempered and handsome. Not only did he get excellent grades, he was even better at fighting than Tang Yunqi. Aside from being a little clingy, he was the perfect candidate to take over as school bully.
But for some reason, Zhao Mingyang just wouldn't take the hint, no matter how openly or subtly Tang Yunqi tried. All he wanted was to cling to Tang Yunqi's coattails, with no other intentions whatsoever.
Tang Yunqi, who couldn't beat him or talk him down and could only let him cling to his coattails: @*%#&
Later, Zhao Mingyang got bolder and bolder. Clinging to Tang Yunqi's coattails was no longer enough: he even wanted to “cling” to Tang Yunqi himself. Only then did Tang Yunqi realize this wasn't a successor at all. This was a wolf cub sent from heaven.
Daily question: Did you manage to cling to his coattails today?
Newly enrolled Zhao Mingyang: No, sob QAQ
Zhao Mingyang, not long after: Coattails? Do you mean the one on the left, the one on the right, or the one in the middle
Blushing, flustered Tang Yunqi: Shut up!
[Crybaby bunny possessive powerhouse top X Tsundere cat abstinent school bully bottom]
Originally titled The Big Shot Wants to Retire Every Day
The protagonists do not engage in bullying.
Coming next: Transmigrated into a Foolish Villain, I Was Marked by a Cannon-Fodder Prince. Please add it to your favorites!
Synopsis:
The crown prince of the Northern Dynasty has not yet been named, and the struggle for the throne is raging beneath the surface. The first to be sacrificed in this palace power struggle is the Sixth Prince.
When Song Anci transmigrates into a book, he discovers that he's going to die even sooner than the Sixth Prince. Terrified, he grabs his bedding and runs in the middle of the night, only to witness the Sixth Prince being bullied and humiliated. His heart softens at once…
Under the pretense of being the Fourth Prince's informant, he becomes the Sixth Prince's shadow guard. By day, he pledges loyalty to the Fourth Prince; by night, he applies medicine to the Sixth Prince's wounds.
One day, his cover is blown, and he nearly dies at the Fourth Prince's hands. He promptly takes out a little notebook and writes down his grudge: If I don't beat up the Fourth Prince today, I'm no Harmony!
So the next day, Song Anci, unable to make a move because the Fourth Prince's side is so heavily guarded, differentiates as a Kun.
Song Anci has spent years as a Harmony and has never experienced the hardships of being a Kun. Unable to endure his heat, he has no choice but to find someone to satisfy his needs.
But can someone please explain why the Sixth Prince is lying beside him when he wakes up?!
The Sixth Prince pointedly reveals the binding marks on his wrists, looking docile and pitiful. “I did it willingly. It has nothing to do with Aci.”
Song Anci chokes on his words again and again. “…I'll take responsibility.”
The Sixth Prince lowers his head demurely, hiding the corners of his mouth as they turn upward.
After that, taking advantage of the fact that the Sixth Prince is a Harmony, Song Anci spends his heats without a shred of restraint.
Until the Sixth Prince sweeps all before him and becomes emperor, and Song Anci, ready to retire after completing his mission, realizes his belly seems to be getting bigger?!
Sixth Prince: Asking online, how do I tell my wife I'm a Qian without getting beaten to death?
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After the Sixth Prince dies, he watches his own humble life unfold from a third-person perspective. Only then does he learn that he was born a Qian, but was drugged and turned into a Harmony.
Heaven takes pity on him and gives him another life. This time, he will have the empire, and Song Anci too.
[Play the pig to eat the tiger, reborn prince, Qian top X Comedic drama queen, transmigrated shadow guard, Kun bottom]
Qian = alpha, Harmony = beta, Kun = omega.
Completed historical danmei: Transmigrated into the Foolish War God's Wicked Husband
Synopsis: In the winter of Yongning Year 46, the entire Gu family is slaughtered. The God of War, Gu Yao, narrowly escapes, but his injuries are so severe that he becomes an idiot.
The prime minister's youngest son is ordered to marry Gu Yao as his male spouse to bring him good fortune. He appears gentle and harmless, but is actually sinister and devious. He takes pleasure in slapping Gu Yao and enjoys breaking his hands and feet.
One day, Gu Yao regains his senses and fakes his death to escape. Months later, after recovering from his injuries, he returns and personally carves the prime minister's youngest son to pieces. He hangs the man's skin and flesh at the prime minister's residence for three full days before he finally dies.
When Xu Chang'an transmigrates into a book, he's dressed in a bright red wedding robe, on the eve of his marriage to Gu Yao.
Xu Chang'an: …
There's no way I'm getting married. Never in this lifetime. The only way to stay alive is to sneak out through a window.
System: Warning! The War God will regain his senses and take your life in one year. You must follow the original plot and marry into the General's Manor, or I'll send you to your death right now!
To survive, Xu Chang'an has no choice but to pull back his leg from the window and roll up his sleeves to protect his husband.
He retorts to passersby who mock them, fends off the open and hidden attacks of their enemies, and drives back the neighboring kingdom's invasion while they're vulnerable… Wait, I really can't handle this one. Husband, wake up already!
Gu Yao: All right, darling.
Xu Chang'an: ???
Gu Yao wakes up right on cue. He plans strategies and wins battles from a thousand miles away, driving the invading troops out of their borders in a single autumn and winter. His efficiency is nothing like that of someone who has been an idiot for nearly two years.
System: Friendly reminder: Gu Yao is reborn and remembers how the original host abused him in his previous life. He's been pretending to be crazy and stupid in front of the Host. Please be careful.
Xu Chang'an, who has already been intimate with Gu Yao while he pretended to be an idiot: Why didn't you wait until the ending to tell me something this important?!
At first, everyone thinks Xu Chang'an is timid, cowardly, and easy to manipulate. Later, when Xu Chang'an drops the act and becomes himself, they realize that he's not the one who's easy to manipulate. They are.
[Play the pig to eat the tiger, foolish War God, scheming reborn top X Humble online, wicked husband, comedic transmigrated-into-a-book bottom]
Completed works
Special Period [Alpha top who blurts out dirty talk at the drop of a hat X Omega bottom who throws punches at the drop of a hat]
You Are My Little Sun [Scheming, reserved school bully top X Gentle, abstinent top student bottom]
Long Legs and Short Legs [Devoted younger T who dotes on his wife X Cold on the outside, warm on the inside, fiery P]
Visit the author's page to see them.
Theme: Sticking to your old ways will never solve a problem. Only by facing challenges head-on can you succeed.
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Wow, am I still the only one after watching this for so long? Oh, it's so laborious. After doing this, I still asked my girlfriend to transfer. Isn't this getting further and further away… Alas, Zhao has been testing in the yard for so long, and he still has to turn a corner to confess...
Hahaha, should I complain about my new classmate's wrists? Isn't it possible that a person can hold it by the wrist and still have plenty of room in his fingers? Ah! It's not absolutely certain... But the only exception is thick wrists...]
I really want to complain about this little pussy cat... Help
Hahaha, the physical education teacher is still in good health, hahahaha.
Ahhhhhh,,, it's so good,,, I couldn't wait to finish it,,,, why is there no extra chapter, woo hoo,, it's so well written,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, it's so well written,,,, ,, ,, scatter flower, scatter flower~
Happy birthday!(^O^)y
Ah... Is this article so cold? She's obviously very good-looking, but she poked me for no reason.
Jin Shaonan is interested in Xiao Li, right? Right?
Finally, I can have Tiantiantian without any worries, it's great^0^~
Click the claw! (*'▽'*) By the way, will Jin Shaonan suffer?