Su Li felt that her past few lifetimes had been especially surreal.
In the lifetime before last, she fought to the death with a group of women in a grand estate;
in her last life, she was chased wildly by zombies in the apocalypse, with life and death hanging in the balance.
In this life, she had become a cat, and not just any cat, but a cat from the 1960s.
Supplies were scarce, and it was a famine year.
Luckily, her owner treated her very well, and the family was well-off too. She got fish every day, and milk and cake were never in short supply. They raised her into a chubby little kitty.
Su Li thought that getting to be a cat like this for one lifetime was worth it.
But one day, her owner said, "My disciple, I can see you have exceptional bones. You're a cultivation prodigy the likes of which appears only once in a century. I've decided to teach you the immortal arts and help you become human."
Su Li clutched her head with both paws. "I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen! I only want to be a quiet, beautiful kitty."
Theme: Even a kitty can have positive energy
