This is a story about a ridiculous Soul Master who causes trouble every day and turns the whole vibe of Douluo Dalu on its head.
The protagonist is a man who transmigrates into a woman. The story moves slowly, but I promise I won't abandon it. Every canon and original character is a surprise I want to share with you. Let the protagonist take you exploring a different Douluo Dalu~
A laugh-out-loud Douluo story: see how a violent little girl takes over the [idiot] world!
Our motto is!
[Flirt with the prettiest girls! Drink the strongest liquor! Be everyone's daddy! Build the biggest harem!]
Author: ...Could the male lead over there please lock up the protagonist for a while? Thanks.
Again! Our motto is!
[Get petted by pretty ladies! Become the most doted-on member of the group! Be the cutest little baby! Be the most shameless troublemaker!]
#If heaven has feelings, even heaven will grow old; if people aren't shameless, their lives are wasted#
#How a shameless troublemaker turns the Douluo map into a playground#
Reading guide:
Recommended: Read slowly. If you catch up all at once, you'll be left waiting for updates again, TAT.
Not recommended: Reading late at night. You might laugh like a rooster in the middle of the night and get your phone confiscated [doge].
...And now, the serious version...
Li Jinyao, also known as Li Tou Tie, was given that nickname by Tang San. It was so fitting that everyone went on calling him Tiezi.
What man wouldn't want to transmigrate into Douluo? But why did I have to become a girl?!
Being a girl is bad enough, but my Martial Soul is embarrassingly over the top!!!
At the arena, a petite girl flashes an adorable smile, her little tiger teeth sharp and her dimples sweet.
"Hello, I'm Li Jinyao, a control-type tool Soul Master. My Martial Soul is a magic wand."
The next second, the girl chases her opponent around, beating, striking, slashing, and jabbing them with the magic wand. It's downright brutal.
Everyone: What the hell do you mean, control type???
Tiezi: Feel the terror of being dominated by a hard-core, physical-combat magical girl!!!
Actually, her Martial Soul does have a magic-type side, too.
...Like turning everyone into magical girls with costume transformations?
The four male members of the Seven Devils: Brothers, even if we die in battle, don't give Tiezi a chance to take the field!!!
On the sidelines, the Grandmaster: How long has it been since you competed?
Tiezi, sprawled on the couch and sipping milk tea: My teammates feel bad for me. What can I do?
The Grandmaster: ...
Tiezi may have lost her little appendage, but she still has her cowlick. It's just that, without her noticing, it has stopped reacting to women altogether.
Her cheap dad is pleased as he pats her head like a dog's.
Tiezi: ? Something feels off?
Why does Tang San call him Li Tou Tie?
Because Tang San's powerful mental strength, even as a child, could always pick up on the emotions of the men across from Tiezi, which didn't match their appearance. And yet Tiezi kept dancing on the edge of danger.
Tang San: ...My buddy may not have many good qualities, but he's one tough bastard.
Tiezi: When I get rich, I'll marry eight or ten little wives first. What a lovely life.
A certain man lowers his eyes darkly and smiles as he agrees. "All right."
But I guarantee that every relationship you have will be with me.
Feel free to ask for updates: Liu Jiu Er Si Liu Yi Wu Jiu Wu
Content warning: The male lead is a powerful big shot with little screen time and lots of alternate accounts. He specializes in protecting the baby and loves lurking. Please focus on enjoying Tiezi!
According to many readers, this story has all kinds of pairings that grow on you. All-Tie fans are welcome to join the group and make soup with lots of friends, but the main story will definitely end with Longlong. That won't change~~
Core message: There is no predicament you can't handle
The teacher has not updated for almost 2 months, although it is far worse than before. When I checked in today, I looked through my previous comments and felt so much! I started reading this novel a few years ago, and it has stayed with me for a long time [laughing] But judging from the teacher's words, the teacher should be preparing to graduate or work now (?) I miss the teacher very much. Recently, I often see teachers in other circles withdrawing from the circle while watching videos. I wonder if the teacher will continue to update this novel. I really like Jin Yao. I hope to see Jin Yao's ending in the novel. But no matter what, I hope the teacher is happy in real life [hug]
Mother! Grandma's novel has been updated!
Actually, I read your book when I was in the second year of junior high school. I am now in the second year of high school. I still feel that it is one of the top Douluo fanfics I have read. The image of Tiezi is very full, and it can be seen from the text that Dada really likes Tiezi, as if he is looking after his own child. A book that comes from love is one that people can't help but savor. I originally didn't like what the author had to say, but after I stopped updating for such a long time, I read the book several times and what the author had to say, and found little easter eggs that I hadn't discovered. I hope you will graduate smoothly, be successful in your studies, have a bright future, and have a promising future. I also hope that Tiezi can realize his great cause of painting Tianzong as soon as possible. Ps: I really want to see Yuxiang [Orange Heart][Orange Heart][Orange Heart]
Happy graduation! I started reading it in junior high school and stopped updating it. Then I didn't have time to read it in high school and now I'm in college and I found it was updated again (so touching) 🥹
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Bai Yueguang is resurrected! ! The last time I saw it, I was in junior high school, and now I'm in college! ! ! ! !
Wish you a successful graduation! Be sure to update after you graduate successfully. I love you. I love you. [Laughing] [kiss]
The author is great, I want to eat fragrant rice, I want to eat. [Crying]
Hahahahahahahahahaha resurrect my triathlon cp
If you don't update, there is no place for comments.
Teacher, teacher finally waited for you. Fortunately, I didn't give up. I saw the update sign and my hands were shaking when I clicked on it.
The teacher has not updated for almost 2 months, although it is far worse than before. When I checked in today, I looked through my previous comments and felt so much! I started reading this novel a few years ago, and it has stayed with me for a long time [laughing] But judging from the teacher's words, the teacher should be preparing to graduate or work now (?) I miss the teacher very much. Recently, I often see teachers in other circles withdrawing from the circle while watching videos. I wonder if the teacher will continue to update this novel. I really like Jin Yao. I hope to see Jin Yao's ending in the novel. But no matter what, I hope the teacher is happy in real life [hug]
Mother! Grandma's novel has been updated!
Actually, I read your book when I was in the second year of junior high school. I am now in the second year of high school. I still feel that it is one of the top Douluo fanfics I have read. The image of Tiezi is very full, and it can be seen from the text that Dada really likes Tiezi, as if he is looking after his own child. A book that comes from love is one that people can't help but savor. I originally didn't like what the author had to say, but after I stopped updating for such a long time, I read the book several times and what the author had to say, and found little easter eggs that I hadn't discovered. I hope you will graduate smoothly, be successful in your studies, have a bright future, and have a promising future. I also hope that Tiezi can realize his great cause of painting Tianzong as soon as possible. Ps: I really want to see Yuxiang [Orange Heart][Orange Heart][Orange Heart]
Happy graduation! I started reading it in junior high school and stopped updating it. Then I didn't have time to read it in high school and now I'm in college and I found it was updated again (so touching) 🥹
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Bai Yueguang is resurrected! ! The last time I saw it, I was in junior high school, and now I'm in college! ! ! ! !
Wish you a successful graduation! Be sure to update after you graduate successfully. I love you. I love you. [Laughing] [kiss]
The author is great, I want to eat fragrant rice, I want to eat. [Crying]
Hahahahahahahahahaha resurrect my triathlon cp
If you don't update, there is no place for comments.
Teacher, teacher finally waited for you. Fortunately, I didn't give up. I saw the update sign and my hands were shaking when I clicked on it.