The God of War Doesn't Want to Fall in Love [Greek Mythology]

My new story, The Underworld King Successfully Steals His Bride [Greek Mythology], is now live. If you're interested, please add it to your favorites! The blurb is below this story's blurb.

---This Story's Blurb---

The god of war Ares is pursuing the goddess of beauty, Aphrodite. In the blink of an eye, Aphrodite has fallen in love with Adonis, a newly born plant god.

Ares: Forget it. Fighting is better than romance.

Meanwhile, Adonis, the plant god being passionately pursued by Aphrodite: Thanks, but I only love hunting.

A battle-crazed, straight-laced god of war bottom X a handsome plant god who only cares about hunting top

The blurb for The Underworld King Successfully Steals His Bride [Greek Mythology]:

After being reborn, Persephone resolves to change her fate of being stuck in Elysium. She does one thing:

When the little god of love, Eros, fires his golden arrow, she hides behind Narcissus, making the target of Hades' affections shift from her to the beautiful youth Narcissus, who loves only himself.

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And so, the Underworld gains a queen who is impossibly beautiful and just as sharp-tongued, while the once aloof and cold-hearted Hades falls madly in love with him.

By day, wherever Narcissus goes, he mouths off to whichever god is there.

The gods of the Underworld turn pleading eyes to Hades. "Your Majesty, please do something about the queen!"

Hades: "Mm, Narcissus is right."

The gods of the Underworld: "..."

By night, Narcissus's sharp tongue is aimed at Hades.

All Hades can do is hold him still and kiss his lips.

Narcissus doesn't believe that love can exist without a reason, but he has to admit that Hades's love has moved him.

But just then, Persephone appears before him, gloating as she tells him that the love he received came from a golden arrow meant to toy with love.

It was all fake. Every bit of it...

Narcissus decides to do whatever it takes to set everything right!

---A taciturn, long-celibate old man who always stands up for his beloved, Hades, top X a sharp-tongued Narcissus who mouths off to everyone but always gets the better of him in front of the King of the Underworld, bottom---

Theme: The god of war doesn't want romance. He just wants to fight