Blurb One:
Lin Yiyi, a little fairy who could become the lead dancer in a square-dancing group of middle-aged and elderly ladies, was every auntie's top choice for a daughter-in-law. At long last, she fell in love at first sight with a man.
She just hadn't expected...
Lin Yiyi: "Uncle in the People's Liberation Army, to repay you for saving my life, I've decided to give myself to you."
Lu Zhicheng: "Miss, you'd better think this over."
Lin Yiyi: "..."
Blurb Two:
During a mission, Lu Zhicheng happened to meet a poor little thing who called herself a little fairy.
"I've changed jobs three times since graduating, but whichever company I join goes bankrupt. The boss at the last one even owes me three months' pay. I haven't had meat in ages."
"My coworkers all say I'm too unlucky to be around, and that they'll have to keep their distance from me at work."
"A little fairy like me should just drink dew every day. Why should I have to suffer through life's hardships?"
Later, someone heard the usually cool and taciturn Lu Zhicheng holding a girl in his arms and murmuring coaxingly, "Stop bringing those companies down. Come ruin me instead."
Theme: Life has beaten me a thousand times, but I still treat it like my first love
