I Only Like Your Face [Interstellar]

Upcoming story: "Your Girlfriend Might Be a Guy [Online Game]". Begging all you lovely readers to add it to your collection, thank you~

Professor Xie Zhaoyu of the Imperial Academy of Sciences was charming and carefree. Even back in his student days, he'd stolen the hearts of countless lovestruck young men and women in the capital.

Yet one person always remained unmoved, even openly sneering: "Xie What-Yu? He should be called Xie Brings-Heartbreak instead."

Imperial Major General Wen Liang had a face of unparalleled beauty. As a student, he'd once outshone the beauty queen of the Empire's top academy, turning a celebrated campus beauty into a laughingstock.

Yet he was completely unaware of it, and especially hated people making a fuss over his looks.

Unfortunately, one rotten peach kept stomping all over his boundaries, even teasing him in public: "If military merit were judged by looks, our great beauty Wen would be at least marshal-level."

Years later, Wen Liang was locked in a fierce battle on the Mobi battlefield. Xie Zhaoyu arrived in a flash with his latest invention: an artificial idiot... no, an artificial intelligence. In an instant, he turned the tide of the entire battle.

A reporter who knew about their past asked, "What would you like to say about Professor Xie Zhaoyu?"

Wen Liang replied with a face beautiful enough to put flowers to shame, but cold as ice: "He should stop attracting so many admirers. Also, you're making dinner when you get home tonight."

The entire Empire: ???!!!

Xie Zhaoyu, aka Xie Brings-Heartbreak, had been watching the broadcast with his colleagues, only to find himself watched by the whole Empire. As soon as they got home, he slapped the divorce papers against Wen Liang's face. "I'm divorcing you, no matter what!"

Wen Liang calmly took out their prenuptial agreement. "You like me. You can't divorce me."

Remembering the humiliating, unequal terms he'd been forced to sign back then, Xie Zhaoyu burst into tears. "Damn it, what a terrible deal! The only thing I like about you is your face!"

* Cold beauty, lovestruck major general, seme x charming, unreliable professor, uke

Reading Guide

1. A romance story dressed up in a sci-fi setting. The sci-fi stuff is all made up, solely to serve the couple's love story. Hard-core fact-checkers, please go easy on me~

2. One-on-one romance, happy ending, and I won't abandon it, so please add it to your collection~

Upcoming Story 1: "Your Girlfriend Might Be a Guy [Online Game]"

Blurb:

Lu Qingzhou found a sweet, cute newbie girl in the beginner village while running a dungeon.

At first, she talked like this:

"Big brother, big brother, how do I enter this dungeon? I'm new to the game. Please carry me~"

"Big brother, big brother, why can't I hold this monster in place? Help me, please~"

Huainan Buzhichou passed by and sneered, "You picked up a little green tea and think she's a treasure? Are you that desperate?"

Lu Qingzhou nearly killed him on the spot.

Later, in YY voice chat, the green tea girl's usual act went like this:

"Hubby, help me fight this monster~ Please, I'm begging you~"

"I don't want to do dungeons today. Can we do that couples' quest instead? I want those butterfly wings~"

Huainan Buzhichou happened to drop in and kept sneering. "Heh, gross."

Lu Qingzhou immediately challenged him to a duel. "It's either you die or I do!"

Later still

[World] Huainan Buzhichou used a Heart of Sincerity on Qingzhou Yi Guo: Heaven and earth be my witness, sun and moon my pledge. My heart for you is as clear as the sun and moon, as steadfast as mountains and rivers! May your heart be like mine, and may our love never be in vain.

In the party chat, Huainan Buzhichou said, "Oops, I switched to the wrong account by mistake."

Lu Qingzhou: "..."

You jerk, give me my girlfriend back!!!

Upcoming Story 2: "Love Scam Artist"

Blurb:

"Love Scam Artist," also known as "The Scum Seme's Road to Winning His Wife Back"

After a series of torturous, melodramatic romances, "you love me, but I don't love you; I love him, but he loves someone else", Zuo Qianyi finally realized that the person he loved most was Yue Lin, his moonlight's substitute, who had always stayed by his side and given without asking for anything in return.

Just as he turned down his moonlight, ready to reform his ways and spend the rest of his life wrapped up in Yue Lin's arms, his gentle, timid, soft-spoken lover suddenly vanished without a trace.

After three fruitless years of searching, with no hope in sight, Zuo Qianyi was drowning his sorrows in Alavigas when he unexpectedly spotted Yue Lin beside a powerful big shot.

But the person who used to blush if anyone so much as touched his waist was now leaning seductively against the big shot, his eyes and movements alluring, his manner tender and affectionate. With a smile in his eyes, the slightest lift of his brow revealed a thousand charms.

He rushed forward and grabbed the man's hand. Countless words surged to his lips, but in the end, all he could say through reddened eyes was one heavy sentence:

"Yue Lin, I've been looking for you for so long."

But the man only raised an eyebrow, his gaze full of seductive amusement. "Sir, you've got the wrong person."

Theme: Love after marriage