On the third day after Jiang Huan reentered the horror survival game, all the ghosts howled:
"Holy crap, why is that bastard back again!"
Nobody knew that the trembling weakling hiding among the newbie players was the game's one and only god-tier player to have cleared every level.
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In an abandoned village and ancient tomb, a group of newbies had been chased by three evil ghosts for three days and nights.
Jiang Huan split the water ghost in two with one slash, then turned around and ducked behind his teammate, sniffling. "Big brother, protect me!"
Song Lizheng crushed the starving ghost into something like shredded bread in a couple of moves, then grinned. "Sure."
The hanging ghost, lucky enough to escape, shakily put its eyeballs back in their sockets. "...Why don't you two chat? I'll be on my way."
[Max-level shou x game boss gong, two drama queens competing to put on a show, openly flirtatious and secretly wild]
Theme: Pure escapist fun