[One-line pitch: A bald man holding an umbrella, lawless and unrestrained]
[World]: Ancient-style danmei, set in a single-player Sword Three-inspired world, leaning toward original fiction. The game setting is only a backdrop, with an alternate history loosely based on the Tang dynasty, a focus on jianghu wuxia, and a few original elements.
[Pairing]: Tian Ce x Shaolin. Expect love and hatred, grudges and vengeance, and flashing blades. There may also be supernatural elements.
[Synopsis]: Yuan Feng is a sophomore in college and a Sword Three player. One day, he goes out to buy an ice cream, but somehow falls into a refrigerator and transmigrates into Jian Wang 3, where he becomes a monk.
He struggles to survive in the cracks of this world, gradually unlocking all sorts of skills and embarking on a bizarre jianghu life.
Then he meets the one fate has destined for him... a military officer.
[Daily Life 1]:
The Master invites the military officer to farm for an accessory at Kongwu Peak.
Master: Watch your step. The ice is slippery. Don't fall.
Military Officer: You be careful too.
One-Sword Style: Ah! Two grown men all over each other! And one of them is bald! I'll go cut them down!
The Master slaps him so hard he loses his bearings.
Master: We're immortals sharing a romance. What right does a monster like you have to object?
The military officer nearly falls over laughing, and the Master catches him.
[Daily Life 2]
The two of them chat in Qihua Village.
Military Officer: Fengfeng, what should we eat later?
Master: Anything is fine. You decide.
Shadow Anbu: You're so annoying! Why do you have to repeat people's names like that? I can't accept this, damn it!
Master: You're a little crazy, aren't you? I just like repeating names. Got a problem with that?
Shadow Anbu: Bastards! Can you two get any more lovey-dovey?
The military officer thinks for a moment, then puts an arm around the Master.
Military Officer: Sweetie, little squirrel, darling.
Shadow Anbu: Aaaaaah! I'll beat you up, you little bald freak! You damn pervert! Come and get him!
The military officer draws [Long Weapon: Great Orange Weapon]. The Shadow Anbu falls.
Military Officer: You even police what people call each other. You sure stick your nose into everything.
[Revised Edition] Reader's Guide:
[For health reasons, updates may be irregular, but I'll try to update often.]
1. The serial has restarted. One-on-one romance, happy ending, slow burn.
2. A cold-on-the-outside, warm-on-the-inside wife-doting maniac x an innocent young man with a hidden dark side.
3. Alternate setting, so please don't nitpick the history. No golden finger, no System. Sweet and angsty by turns, with moments of catharsis and comedy. Plot-focused, with romance as a supporting element. They fight side by side and stand up for what is right.
4. This is a rewrite of the old story, with many details expanded and some characters and plot points substantially revised. The revised edition is the main version. You don't need to play the game to enjoy it.
[In bold: Strictly speaking, this isn't a traditional Sword Three pairing fic. It leans heavily toward original fiction, so it's best read as an original story with a Sword Three backdrop.]
[Warning Signs]: (Occasionally updated by fellow reader Tu Bichong)
1. An extremely rare pairing. Invest with caution. The setting is alternate, so please don't nitpick the history.
2. It's a long story, so proceed with care. If you dislike the plot or characters, please don't flame. Let's respect one another.
3. There are always people with unrequited feelings for both the top and the bottom, but the two of them only care about each other.
4. The top and bottom can be refreshingly restrained, but when they get lovey-dovey, they really get lovey-dovey, calling each other all sorts of ridiculous pet names.
5. The plot is wildly imaginative, strange, and surreal. The supporting pairings Tang-Ming, Ce-Dao, and Ming-Tang get very little page time, though they do appear. The two protagonists are very innocent. Other pairings may appear, but aren't guaranteed.
6. Some characters behave erratically, have complicated personalities, and act irrationally. But we're all about positive energy. Let's work together to make a better tomorrow.
Earlier chapters have been edited to fix errors. Corrections are welcome.
[Statement: This story is entirely fictional and is only a game-based fanfic. The protagonist is a player of an in-game sect, not a real monk, and has no connection to real-world matters.]
Theme: Jianghu honor, positive energy, and treating others with kindness
Ah, it's too boring. I can't write. Is there anyone waiting? Give me some motivation.
I waited from 2022 to 2023 and still haven't seen the word "update"
The weather is really uncomfortable. My hands are swollen and itchy every day because of the heat, so I need to take a good rest.
I feel better and optimistic again I was particularly depressed some time ago. Although I don't know what I'm depressed about, I just feel very uncomfortable and uncomfortable. Then I came up with the idea of letting Brother Jiu feed Fengfeng candy. I thought it would be particularly healing. Sure enough, I felt much happier after writing it. I also ate a candy bar and half a watermelon. You can laugh instantly
Jian Wang 3 can enter v. Master, when will you come back?
Handsome Bibald is finally back
Their previous feelings were so strong that they were twisted
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee I just want to write about the joy of playing with figurines (The smile gradually changes) Finger monk, holding it in the palm of your hand, you understand everything
I've finished reading. Master, when will you come back?
When will there be an update?